....Annnnnd this is what happens when you play P2: Batsu at 4 a.m.
I really, really, REALLY don't know why I wrote this silly drabble. Oh, and this has spoilers for P2: Batsu if you've never played it.
Maybe because it had something to do with stupidass Sara annoying me in chat:
its time to duel: dude
its time to duel: am I like
its time to duel: the only person who ships Kei/Eriko
lol jihad kun: *CHOEKLS:dsa/*
lol jihad kun: since WHEN did you like the straight
its time to duel: I DUNNo I JUST
its time to duel: I JUST FIND THEM CUTE TOGETHER
its time to duel: .......i think maybe i might've hit my head
lol jihad kun: wellllllll
lol jihad kun: I GUESS if Eriko decided to get over Earring Boy and like
lol jihad kun: suddenly found herself attracted to Megane Richboy Tsundere-kun
its time to duel: LOL LIKE NICO
lol jihad kun: LMFAO
lol jihad kun: but that's just because of her fetish
its time to duel: sooooo uh
its time to duel: could you write a little something involving them
its time to duel: but you need to involve Maya and Yukino somehow too
lol jihad kun: hrm
lol jihad kun: i'm game
lol jihad kun: i can do this
lol jihad kun: I CAN DO THIS
its time to duel: LMFAO
And so, I bring you:
Title: Things Better Left Unsaid
Universe: Persona 2: Batsu
Pairings/Characters: hints of Kei/Eriko, Maya, Yukino, mentions of Ulala and onesided Eriko/Naoya (aka the P1 protag)
Summary: The future is already looking bleak.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: mild innuendo if you squint, some spoilers for the game.
Notes: See above and below the fic.
"...Sooooo, Kirishima-san. Are the rumors true?"
Eriko herself looked up at Maya, who had a strange, rather catty smirk plastered all over her face. And promptly blinked. "Ah, what?" She asked.
Yukino let out a huff and rolled her eyes. "Maya, I don't think even she knows what you're talking about." She grumbled. "Serizawa must've been checking out those stupid lowbrow tabloids again..."
"But what exactly are these rumors?" Eriko persisted, leaning in a little closer to the cafe table the three of them were currently congregated at.
Maya pouted, crossing her arms. "Ulala was telling us that people are saying you're dating Nanjou Kei-san." She responded. "Though, now that I think about it, it is improbable..."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you." Yukino said, casting her a look of annoyance. "I mean, Eriko and I knew the guy in high school, and he was a total narc. Had quite a mouth on him, too. She wouldn't give someone like that the light of day. We've walked into a dud."
"Oooooh, really?! Oh, but you don't think maybe the guy's changed since then? That was high school."
"Believe me, Maya. Swots like him never change."
Eriko had since looked down at her coffee; she was going a rather interesting shade of pink all the while. "...Actually..." she began quietly, "...he's not so bad once you get to know him."
Maya and Yukino stared at her. Well, to be honest, Yukino was outright gaping; her eyes widened to approximately the size of dinner plates and her mouth fell open at a strange slant. Maya, on the other hand, resembled a deer caught in headlights----she kept blinking rapidly.
".......What?" They asked awkwardly in unison.
"No, really. He's pretty nice. Intelligent, too." Eriko continued, laughing nervously while blushing more. "I can't say we're dating, but I've gone out with him a few times."
"...But...but..." Yukino spluttered. "I thought you liked..."
"...Have you two kissed?" Maya blurted out.
"No use crying over spilled milk, Yukino. That's all I have to say regarding Naoya." Eriko replied, her smile turning a little sad. "And Kei's actually not a bad kisser, either, Ms. Maya."
Maya and Yukino both went spectacularly red.
"He's also got a nice body, too..."
The moment Eriko spoke those words, it was pandemonium. Maya quickly tilted her head back and proceeded to drink her coffee like beer. Yukino abruptly stood up from the table, causing it to screech against the pavement.
"I could've lived without hearing that!" She shrieked. Maya's chugging only got louder.
"...But you guys brought it up..."
"...No! Just...just no, Eriko! Great! Just fucking great! I'll never look at Megane Richboy the same way ever again!"
"...Yeah, we're going to start subconsciously undressing him with our eyes..." Maya croaked after finishing off her latte and wiping off some that dribbled on her chin.
Eriko grinned wickedly. "Then the next time we all go out drinking and play the King's Game, I'll make him strip for everyone!" She exclaimed (just a little too) excitedly, clapping her hands. "That'll lay all your questions to rest, right?"
Maya just coughed.
Yukino facepalmed. "...And now she's going to show him off." She mumbled.
The end result:
magical deretan: hWAT
magical deretan: P2!KEI NAKED I JUST
magical deretan: I JSUTLSLJD:LDMCVJL:DOA
magical deretan: *DIEIS*
its time to duel: woooooow
its time to duel: well at least they never mentioned Katsuya naked
magical deretan: *FLAILS*
lol jihad kun: SUPER COMBO FINISH
And then:
http://i30.tinypic.com/2mzftya.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/hwn312.jpg
I humbly apologize.
Maybe because it had something to do with stupidass Sara annoying me in chat:
its time to duel: dude
its time to duel: am I like
its time to duel: the only person who ships Kei/Eriko
lol jihad kun: *CHOEKLS:dsa/*
lol jihad kun: since WHEN did you like the straight
its time to duel: I DUNNo I JUST
its time to duel: I JUST FIND THEM CUTE TOGETHER
its time to duel: .......i think maybe i might've hit my head
lol jihad kun: wellllllll
lol jihad kun: I GUESS if Eriko decided to get over Earring Boy and like
lol jihad kun: suddenly found herself attracted to Megane Richboy Tsundere-kun
its time to duel: LOL LIKE NICO
lol jihad kun: LMFAO
lol jihad kun: but that's just because of her fetish
its time to duel: sooooo uh
its time to duel: could you write a little something involving them
its time to duel: but you need to involve Maya and Yukino somehow too
lol jihad kun: hrm
lol jihad kun: i'm game
lol jihad kun: i can do this
lol jihad kun: I CAN DO THIS
its time to duel: LMFAO
And so, I bring you:
Title: Things Better Left Unsaid
Universe: Persona 2: Batsu
Pairings/Characters: hints of Kei/Eriko, Maya, Yukino, mentions of Ulala and onesided Eriko/Naoya (aka the P1 protag)
Summary: The future is already looking bleak.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: mild innuendo if you squint, some spoilers for the game.
Notes: See above and below the fic.
"...Sooooo, Kirishima-san. Are the rumors true?"
Eriko herself looked up at Maya, who had a strange, rather catty smirk plastered all over her face. And promptly blinked. "Ah, what?" She asked.
Yukino let out a huff and rolled her eyes. "Maya, I don't think even she knows what you're talking about." She grumbled. "Serizawa must've been checking out those stupid lowbrow tabloids again..."
"But what exactly are these rumors?" Eriko persisted, leaning in a little closer to the cafe table the three of them were currently congregated at.
Maya pouted, crossing her arms. "Ulala was telling us that people are saying you're dating Nanjou Kei-san." She responded. "Though, now that I think about it, it is improbable..."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you." Yukino said, casting her a look of annoyance. "I mean, Eriko and I knew the guy in high school, and he was a total narc. Had quite a mouth on him, too. She wouldn't give someone like that the light of day. We've walked into a dud."
"Oooooh, really?! Oh, but you don't think maybe the guy's changed since then? That was high school."
"Believe me, Maya. Swots like him never change."
Eriko had since looked down at her coffee; she was going a rather interesting shade of pink all the while. "...Actually..." she began quietly, "...he's not so bad once you get to know him."
Maya and Yukino stared at her. Well, to be honest, Yukino was outright gaping; her eyes widened to approximately the size of dinner plates and her mouth fell open at a strange slant. Maya, on the other hand, resembled a deer caught in headlights----she kept blinking rapidly.
".......What?" They asked awkwardly in unison.
"No, really. He's pretty nice. Intelligent, too." Eriko continued, laughing nervously while blushing more. "I can't say we're dating, but I've gone out with him a few times."
"...But...but..." Yukino spluttered. "I thought you liked..."
"...Have you two kissed?" Maya blurted out.
"No use crying over spilled milk, Yukino. That's all I have to say regarding Naoya." Eriko replied, her smile turning a little sad. "And Kei's actually not a bad kisser, either, Ms. Maya."
Maya and Yukino both went spectacularly red.
"He's also got a nice body, too..."
The moment Eriko spoke those words, it was pandemonium. Maya quickly tilted her head back and proceeded to drink her coffee like beer. Yukino abruptly stood up from the table, causing it to screech against the pavement.
"I could've lived without hearing that!" She shrieked. Maya's chugging only got louder.
"...But you guys brought it up..."
"...No! Just...just no, Eriko! Great! Just fucking great! I'll never look at Megane Richboy the same way ever again!"
"...Yeah, we're going to start subconsciously undressing him with our eyes..." Maya croaked after finishing off her latte and wiping off some that dribbled on her chin.
Eriko grinned wickedly. "Then the next time we all go out drinking and play the King's Game, I'll make him strip for everyone!" She exclaimed (just a little too) excitedly, clapping her hands. "That'll lay all your questions to rest, right?"
Maya just coughed.
Yukino facepalmed. "...And now she's going to show him off." She mumbled.
The end result:
magical deretan: hWAT
magical deretan: P2!KEI NAKED I JUST
magical deretan: I JSUTLSLJD:LDMCVJL:DOA
magical deretan: *DIEIS*
its time to duel: woooooow
its time to duel: well at least they never mentioned Katsuya naked
magical deretan: *FLAILS*
lol jihad kun: SUPER COMBO FINISH
And then:
http://i30.tinypic.com/2mzftya.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/hwn312.jpg
I humbly apologize.