THIS IS FOR YOU buongiornodaisy
I can't post this on maha_aques since this takes place a little into the "Self-Righteous Suicidal Love Story" storyline. OH WELL. There are no spoilers, though.
Title: A Scandal In Bohemia
Universe: Persona Trinity Soul/Persona 2/XXXHolic
Pairings/Characters: Ryo/Maya (and it's as obvious as it will get for now), Ulala, mentions of Katsuya and Yuko
Summary: It was a secret they'd both probably take to the grave.
Rating: PG-16
Warnings: Implied smut, language (because of Ulala)
Notes: Based off of a horrible AIM chat I had with my friend Sara over certain fangirl statistics I just happened to stumble upon in some random Trinity Soul community. HEY. buongiornodaisy. OFFICER BILFY CAN BE A DIRTY WHORE TOO, IF THIS FIC IS ANYTHING TO GO BY. LOL.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING TABASCO SAUCE?!" Ulala roared one fine evening when it was Maya's turn to bring home dinner---which was chicken as she came home later than usual because of that little shit Kanzato. She didn't get why he was staying with them all of a sudden, and neither one of them would tell her, either. Apparently Big Suou had something to do with it.
She didn't buy it, not for a millisecond. Why the fuck would Big Suou of all people let a guy who wasn't him stay with Maya? Well, whatever. She'd beat it out of them later. There were more important issues at hand.
Like where her goddamn tabasco sauce went.
"Do you have to be so loud?" Ryo asked, taking a sip of his water.
Maya laughed awkwardly. "Ulala, did you check the cabinets?"
"YES!" Ulala herself came storming out of the ktichen, sheer bloodlust in her eyes. "IT FUCKING DISAPPEARED! I KNOW MA-YA DOESN'T LIKE THAT STUFF, SO I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, KANZATO!"
"Oh, come on now!" Maya exclaimed, smiling crookedly. "Maybe we just ran out!"
"But I'm the only one who uses it! There was half a bottle left in the cabinet the last time I saw it there, Ma-ya!"
"What makes you think I took it?" Ryo questioned further, looking placidly at Ulala, who shot him a dirty look.
"You're the only other person that's here! Now out with it! Did you take it or didn't you?!"
"What would you do if I did?"
"DON'T FUCKING ANSWER A QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION!"
"But it's a valid question."
"MA-YA! MAKE HIM KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!" Ulala screeched, looking just about ready to go Hulk Smash on Ryo's ass. "BECAUSE I AM SECONDS AWAY FROM CHUCKING A CHAIR AT HIM!"
Maya started rubbing her forehead. "Kanzato-san, stop teasing her." She grumbled.
"I'm not." He replied. "Do you know where the tabasco sauce went, Amano-san?"
"OH, DON'T YOU TRY AND PIN THE BLAME ON HER, YOU LITTLE LIAR!"
"N-no..." Maya recoiled a little at the vaguely-mischievous glint in Ryo's eyes as he posed that inquiry. She knew where the tabasco sauce had gone, alright. And it had not been used for food. She was also not about to tell Ulala that, however. Sure, she could've made up a half-lie and say to her that he had, in fact, taken it (because, as she had found out in that deeply awkward fashion, he did like tabasco sauce), but...considering how Yukino nearly walked in on them and he threatened her with blackmail after they made up some bullshit to throw her off, she didn't want to take any risks.
She wondered, very fearfully, if Yuko somehow foresaw all of this.
To be fair, she didn't doubt it.