So what are we supposed to do, answers these for ourselves? Probably not, but I'll do it anyways.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yes. Wait, does it count if she doesn't know that we're together yet? 02) What was your dream growing up? I had a recurring dream where I was falling, and when I woke up my pillow was always gone. 03) What talent do you wish you had? Talking to people. 04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? COFFEE 05) Favorite vegetable? Yo momma after I beat the HELL out of her. But seriously, sorry about putting your mom in that coma. 06) What was the last book you read? Neuromancer. Always Neuromancer. 07) What zodiac sign are you? Aries 08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. NO I AM AFRAID OF PAIN 09) Worst Habit? Being unattractive 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Mmmmmmmmmm...... 11) What is your favorite sport? Death Race 2000 12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Incredibly optimistic! I love life! Everything's going to turn out okay! 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Kill her them myself 14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? "Hi, my name is Stephanie. Wanna be friends?" 15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I smell like burnt cabbage 16) Do you have any pets? No. Except for hellcat, but she's not mine. 17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? "How did you find out where I live?" 18) What was your first impression of me? Got any gum? 19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Option c (erotic). 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? MY FACE 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Partner, but only if it's a crime of passion. 22) What color eyes do you have? Brown. 23) Ever been arrested? Not yet 24) Bottle or can soda? Cans. 25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Invest it in the subprime market and watch the cash roll in. 27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? In front of my computer. 28) Do you believe in ghosts? Only Ghost Dad 29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? YO MOMMA AFTER I BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HER 30) Do you swear a lot? No 31) Biggest pet peeve? Pet peeing 32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD 33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Aw hell naw. 34) Favourite and least favourite food? Favorite: Falafel. Least favorite: cat food 35) Do you believe in God? No, but I sometimes I think that there is one, and it hates me with a burning latino passion. 36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? No.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yes. Wait, does it count if she doesn't know that we're together yet?
02) What was your dream growing up? I had a recurring dream where I was falling, and when I woke up my pillow was always gone.
03) What talent do you wish you had? Talking to people.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? COFFEE
05) Favorite vegetable? Yo momma after I beat the HELL out of her. But seriously, sorry about putting your mom in that coma.
06) What was the last book you read? Neuromancer. Always Neuromancer.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Aries
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. NO I AM AFRAID OF PAIN
09) Worst Habit? Being unattractive
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Mmmmmmmmmm......
11) What is your favorite sport? Death Race 2000
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Incredibly optimistic! I love life! Everything's going to turn out okay!
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Kill her them myself
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? "Hi, my name is Stephanie. Wanna be friends?"
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I smell like burnt cabbage
16) Do you have any pets? No. Except for hellcat, but she's not mine.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? "How did you find out where I live?"
18) What was your first impression of me? Got any gum?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Option c (erotic).
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? MY FACE
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Partner, but only if it's a crime of passion.
22) What color eyes do you have? Brown.
23) Ever been arrested? Not yet
24) Bottle or can soda? Cans.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Invest it in the subprime market and watch the cash roll in.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? In front of my computer.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? Only Ghost Dad
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? YO MOMMA AFTER I BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HER
30) Do you swear a lot? No
31) Biggest pet peeve? Pet peeing
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Aw hell naw.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? Favorite: Falafel. Least favorite: cat food
35) Do you believe in God? No, but I sometimes I think that there is one, and it hates me with a burning latino passion.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? No.
Maybe.
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