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My mom tried to fool me into eating digestive biscuits today...Where was Mr. Palmer?
I smell like "papaya nector" thanks to Rah-Rah.
"Wills Smackles" and I have not only discovered that we love each other, and that we're BFFs...but we're also BROTHER AND SISTER! THE world just gets better every day.
"So if we're brother and sister...that means that I'm asian...which means it's my asian fetish is more acceptable."
I LOVE SAIRA. we called each other about 500 times yesterday.
OOKKK sooo the scary EX actually EMAILED me. Not, myyy scary ex, the ex's scary ex. OMGGGG CRAZY WOMAN...she lives on. Scotty, you're still being stalked.
I still can't get over the digestive biscuits...
<3 Yao
OMG ROBERT BEWKES: you need to marry a chinese girl and name you child "Bing Bing". bing bing bewkes...YEAHHHH BABY
I smell like "papaya nector" thanks to Rah-Rah.
"Wills Smackles" and I have not only discovered that we love each other, and that we're BFFs...but we're also BROTHER AND SISTER! THE world just gets better every day.
"So if we're brother and sister...that means that I'm asian...which means it's my asian fetish is more acceptable."
I LOVE SAIRA. we called each other about 500 times yesterday.
OOKKK sooo the scary EX actually EMAILED me. Not, myyy scary ex, the ex's scary ex. OMGGGG CRAZY WOMAN...she lives on. Scotty, you're still being stalked.
I still can't get over the digestive biscuits...
<3 Yao
OMG ROBERT BEWKES: you need to marry a chinese girl and name you child "Bing Bing". bing bing bewkes...YEAHHHH BABY