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If you're in need of procrastinatory material today, allow me to recommend McSweeney's Lists. Not all are funny, but the funny ones are funny indeed.
My current favorite: Sure Signs Your Vegan Co-op Has Been Taken Over by the Marx Brothers, which includes:
Any attempt you make to have a serious dialogue about environmental sustainability is undermined by several men swinging across the ceiling above you.
You have a no-meat-in-the-house policy, but there's always someone making duck soup.
You suggest an evening of smoking pot and listening to Pink Floyd, but all your housemates want to do is make faces at each other in their underwear.
My current favorite: Sure Signs Your Vegan Co-op Has Been Taken Over by the Marx Brothers, which includes:
Any attempt you make to have a serious dialogue about environmental sustainability is undermined by several men swinging across the ceiling above you.
You have a no-meat-in-the-house policy, but there's always someone making duck soup.
You suggest an evening of smoking pot and listening to Pink Floyd, but all your housemates want to do is make faces at each other in their underwear.