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Jul 06, 2009 23:37

My fits of hating how I look have changed. They're still there, but they're not the same. Before, it was, "Oh, how fat am I! If only I were ninety pounds thinner, I would be pretty good looking and content!"

Now, it's "Oh, how ugly and not-quite-as-fat-as-before am I! If only I were forty pounds thinner and could afford plastic surgery including, but not limited to, rhinoplasty, mentoplasty, scar removal, facelift, chemical peel, removal of stretch marks, and removal of excess skin that appeared due to weight loss, I would be pretty good looking and content!"

Personally, I blame Photoshop:

whine and cheese

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