If I was born in 2893, I'd have anime green hair and a jetpack. And I would be named Bob! No, wait. Bob-o-tron! Bob-o-tron 9000!
Actually, my name would just be a high-pitched shriek (IPA: ¥ with an
ogonek), but I would go by "Möbius" for short. Or maybe just "Ö". And I would have no hair at all. And I could communicate with dolphins -- using only THE POWER OF MY MIND!
But I'd still have a jetpack. And plenty of Dr Pepper®™.