Once more with feeling... Are you watching Merseyside?

Apr 25, 2009 20:00

FYI.. I have never ever wanted to have sex with someone more than I did when Cristiano scored the game winner and stripped to celebrate. I mean, I've seen him shirtless more times than I can count, but the fact that he celebrated the goal like *that* and there were bulging veins and even more bulging muscles and I was fucking going insane celebrating too, and my god I want to just throw him on the ground and ride him so hard.

K so. In other news, AKJSHKAJHSA United. I was so disappointed.. we played well in the first half but two stupid mistakes lead to 2 goals and I was so scared. To score 5 goals in one half.. just amazing. As the song says, That's why we're champions!! Gah I am just still so much in shock from that game. Bloody brilliant.

Also fyi - I have a couple of friends here who consider themselves fans of Liverpool, so you should probably look away now. And continue to keep looking away until the end of May. There was a couple of Liverpool fans who walked in the pub (weren't in the pub to watch their game before, mind you) to watch the game and were giving us all kinds of stick after we were scored on twice, singing "Who the fuck are Man United?" which fair play to them that's fine. But everytime we scored a goal, we got louder and louder with our celebrations and when Cristiano scored, I was out of breath with singing "Are you watching Merseyside?" whilst simultaneously orgasming from Cristiano's goal celebration and they got all offended and petulant (like any other Liverpool fan) and started talking all kinds of smack to us, which they ended with "Oooh when you go watch a game at Old Trafford, then you come talk to me." Which is, indeed, my pet peeve. So I got piiiiiiiissed and was like "Oh, but I've been there twice, thank you very fucking much. Do you have anything else to fucking say to me?" and they were all "fuck off" and blah blah which got all my guy friends all riled up. But seriously. That's why I fucking hate Liverpool fans. It's okay for you to specifically come to a United game just to talk shit and sing songs against us when we are losing, but we can't celebrate OUR OWN TEAM fucking scoring without you getting all offended? Support your own fucking team and quit being a bunch of twats, which I know is hard for you since you support the biggets bunch of twats there ever could be.

And I just bloody hate that whole argument that you aren't really a fan unless you've been to OT. Some people I know are huge fans of United, but just haven't made a game over there yet. It's not exactly easy to get to go to games, since like we sell out all of our 76,000 seats to every damn game. Unlike other teams. But seriously.. you live in the US as well, and speak with an American accent... why weren't you at Anfield watching your team play Hull if that is your definition of being a fan. Hell, why weren't you even in the fucking pub to watch your game before the United game? You fucking twat.

And breathe. Have some Cristiano shirtless and gorgeous to make everything better, nghhhhh. (From Kickette)


glory glory man united, ranty mcrantyson, cristiano ronaldo (there's only one)

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