Don't even bother reading this one ...

Mar 30, 2005 16:16

This is going to be really random. I'm sorry, but I need some sort of outlet.

Dear Lisbeth,

There are purple hippos dancing on your front lawn. Yes, I do know I put them there, but you must remember to remove. They're scaring away the neighbors. This morning my iguana Snaffles walked out of his hole in the ground and went right back in. When he came out again, he was a groundhog, imagine that! I couldn't believe it, and am beginning to think that the hippos are damaging to the society. Please remove them.

On a happier note, I have caught the Snorkak. It was a long and terrible trek through the jungles of Lumbargo, but I had finally found the solution. It all comes back to seventeen. Don't you see it now, Lisbeth? The Snorkack are congregating at seventeen seventy-two. I can see you rolling your eyes. Oh -- get back here, you! You're going to take the purple hippos out of your yard, aren't you?!?

Yours under the sun of the Amazons,

Frankfurter

It was random. Seriously, if I could make half an entry private, that would be it.

Alas, what I had written, I have written.

I went to see National Treasure today. It was really good. Not just really good, but really really good. Like adorable and really cool all at the same time. I LOVE NICOLAS CAGE!!!! EEEE!

Ahem.

And then there was Diane Kruger from Troy. Really cool. And I even recognized her, which is a first for me.

Still waiting for cruisin' time,

~MLP
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