He lurves the ladies.
Why bedtime cuddles are awesome:
BERT: I like Eleanor best [of the kids in his theater class, which met this morning]. Well, for teachers, it's Tiffany.
ME: Why do you like Tiffany best of your teachers?
BERT: Silly!
ME: She's silly?
BERT: Very! (giggles)
ME: And why do you like Eleanor best of the students?
BERT: Pretty!
Me: (Carefully not laughing.)
BERT: I like Noah too. He's very silly.
ME: Is he pretty too?
BERT: No. He's not pretty. I don't know who the ugliest one is, but he's one of them.
BERT: I like Eleanor best [of the kids in his theater class, which met this morning]. Well, for teachers, it's Tiffany.
ME: Why do you like Tiffany best of your teachers?
BERT: Silly!
ME: She's silly?
BERT: Very! (giggles)
ME: And why do you like Eleanor best of the students?
BERT: Pretty!
Me: (Carefully not laughing.)
BERT: I like Noah too. He's very silly.
ME: Is he pretty too?
BERT: No. He's not pretty. I don't know who the ugliest one is, but he's one of them.