"So there are still net not-so-savvy..."
My cousin -- WeV -- had this conversation with a dufus. No kidding. He calls himself a "gnome" (literally I think he's one) and apparently his nick does him justice, he probably crawled from a hole. And it goes like so...
"gnome" : ok.... but i can meet you in [location x] i reckon
WeV : who says i'm meeting u?
"gnome" : i would like it
WeV : i gotta go
WeV : ttyl
"gnome" : i can buy you a drink
WeV : (Away: User is currently away. You can leave him/her a message.)
"gnome" : what is ttyl
"...Christ!"
Ladies, this sounds familiar, doesn't it? There has got to be one or two occasions (well, eight nine in my case) when a girl plays nice and the guy just simply can't learn to back off. Seriously, you are no stag in a rut. Them fellas should give their balls a break, man. (Thanks dorkhat for the T-Bag rundown!)
I had an idea -- a very crude one, mind you -- on how to get rid of these types. Seriously, when push comes to shove, this is what I might do. So I just had to share this thought with my Cousin
Shu : I'd tell him to go fuck up his mother.
WeV : good idea :)
Shu : incest always ticks everyone off
Shu : I mean he has a prick right? So why don't he use it on the first woman he meets... his mother
And I am starting to see I have an irrational hatred for men. And for children. And for dogs. And for cats. And for everyone anyway. So much for the Anger Management therapy. Damn, I am in the mood for some killing right about now...
"gnome" : ok.... but i can meet you in [location x] i reckon
WeV : who says i'm meeting u?
"gnome" : i would like it
WeV : i gotta go
WeV : ttyl
"gnome" : i can buy you a drink
WeV : (Away: User is currently away. You can leave him/her a message.)
"gnome" : what is ttyl
"...Christ!"
Ladies, this sounds familiar, doesn't it? There has got to be one or two occasions (well, eight nine in my case) when a girl plays nice and the guy just simply can't learn to back off. Seriously, you are no stag in a rut. Them fellas should give their balls a break, man. (Thanks dorkhat for the T-Bag rundown!)
I had an idea -- a very crude one, mind you -- on how to get rid of these types. Seriously, when push comes to shove, this is what I might do. So I just had to share this thought with my Cousin
Shu : I'd tell him to go fuck up his mother.
WeV : good idea :)
Shu : incest always ticks everyone off
Shu : I mean he has a prick right? So why don't he use it on the first woman he meets... his mother
And I am starting to see I have an irrational hatred for men. And for children. And for dogs. And for cats. And for everyone anyway. So much for the Anger Management therapy. Damn, I am in the mood for some killing right about now...