this meme made me lol.

[yangkuang]

So, that writing meme that's been circulating around my f-list a bit. It was hilarious.

I put in my most recent WIP, and got this result:



I write like
Dan Brown
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Obviously, I sat there and was like "WHAT. NO. THIS CANNOT BE RIGHT."

So I pasted in another writing sample...

This time it was the gory piece that made me feel like I was batshit insane.



I write like
Kurt Vonnegut
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

"WTF? ...hmmm...let's try this again!"

I pasted in what I had of Of Partridges and Wax Wings, my expansion on Genesis; if you've known me long enough, you know that Genesis was the work I was most proud of. (Looking back, it's flawed, but I still like it.)



I write like
J. K. Rowling
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I lol'd. Hard.
ETA: It didn't dawn on me to check any of my other finished works.

Genesis:



I write like
H. P. Lovecraft
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

The Voices, one of my actual horror stories lmao:



I write like
Stephen King
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

end edit

"Hmmm, let's try LJ entries this time!"



I write like
H. P. Lovecraft
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

"LMFAO WTF???"
The entry in question is this one, by the way: This one

I tried another one.



I write like
Stephen King
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

"PFFFHAHAHA WHAT?"
I tried it again with this post and got the same result. (So I guess this means when I am busy being a fail Gatsby, I write like Stephen King. I see.)

"Let's try a happy post this time..."



I write like
Dan Brown
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

|:

I needed something to cheer me up after that, so I decided to post in WIP ghei pornz I wrote like two years ago.



I write like
Jack London
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

There exists no expression to convey exactly how much I lol'd after that.