Spring break, babyface.
The past few days have been pretty fuckin amazinggg. Everything in gerneral is just good and I am happy. I've made some important descions. I've also had alot of fun. Spring break starts today. This week is defiently looking promising. We won't have to go into details ;-)
I've had a few funny conversations lately that I want to post so I can read them again and laugh at the things we say to amuse eachother.
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(Text messages)
Aaron-"Remeber how you said you would beat bitch ass? Go to the library on the campus and beat my roomates ass, she works there".
Moi-"Lmao sure i'll beat down some bitches".
Aaron-"If you do, i'll make sweet love to you. Haha.
Moi-"Haha well now thats an offer I cannot deny. What are you up to today?"
Aaron-"I knew it wasn't. Not a damn thing thing. What are you doing?"
Moi-"Not much, we should def hang out. Later, if thats cool".
Aaron-"Nope not cool. Haha.
Moi-"Well is it warm then"?
Aaron-"Haha I dunno, I have not even been outside yet. Did you shank my roomate?"
Moi-"You should its mad nice out. Oh, and I killed her and put her body in the book return after taking advantage of her lifeless body".
Aaron-"Well hopefully you didn't get a nasty STD or something from her cause I don't wanna get crabs when we make that sweet sweet love".
Moi-"Well i'm not too worries considering I am HIV positive and have AIDS.."
Aaron-"Me too, so I guess we are safe. How we can use your AIDS eggs and my AIDS sperm to make a super AIDS baby :)"
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yangismeister: may the power of christ compel you!
dynamiteleev1: I'm jewish
dynamiteleev1: doesn't work
dynamiteleev1: lol
dynamiteleev1: i suppose
dynamiteleev1: the power
dynamiteleev1: of moses
dynamiteleev1: or something
yangismeister: damn
yangismeister: thats like my favorite thing to say to people
yangismeister: because the exorcist was a great movie
dynamiteleev1: i've never see it
yangismeister: dude you gotta
yangismeister: download it right now
dynamiteleev1: i'm not a big fan of horror movies
yangismeister: dude this little girl becomes satan
yangismeister: how can you not like that
dynamiteleev1: i dunno, i kinda perfer satan to be...satan
dynamiteleev1: i've seen him once
yangismeister: ive smoked with him a few times
dynamiteleev1: ahh
dynamiteleev1: does satan cough?
dynamiteleev1: or does all that brimstone
dynamiteleev1: like
dynamiteleev1: build up his lungs
yangismeister: he coughs fire
yangismeister: its kinda dangerous
yangismeister: but we dont need a lighter ever
dynamiteleev1: oh wow
dynamiteleev1: that rules
dynamiteleev1: hail satan!
I've had a few funny conversations lately that I want to post so I can read them again and laugh at the things we say to amuse eachother.
*
(Text messages)
Aaron-"Remeber how you said you would beat bitch ass? Go to the library on the campus and beat my roomates ass, she works there".
Moi-"Lmao sure i'll beat down some bitches".
Aaron-"If you do, i'll make sweet love to you. Haha.
Moi-"Haha well now thats an offer I cannot deny. What are you up to today?"
Aaron-"I knew it wasn't. Not a damn thing thing. What are you doing?"
Moi-"Not much, we should def hang out. Later, if thats cool".
Aaron-"Nope not cool. Haha.
Moi-"Well is it warm then"?
Aaron-"Haha I dunno, I have not even been outside yet. Did you shank my roomate?"
Moi-"You should its mad nice out. Oh, and I killed her and put her body in the book return after taking advantage of her lifeless body".
Aaron-"Well hopefully you didn't get a nasty STD or something from her cause I don't wanna get crabs when we make that sweet sweet love".
Moi-"Well i'm not too worries considering I am HIV positive and have AIDS.."
Aaron-"Me too, so I guess we are safe. How we can use your AIDS eggs and my AIDS sperm to make a super AIDS baby :)"
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yangismeister: may the power of christ compel you!
dynamiteleev1: I'm jewish
dynamiteleev1: doesn't work
dynamiteleev1: lol
dynamiteleev1: i suppose
dynamiteleev1: the power
dynamiteleev1: of moses
dynamiteleev1: or something
yangismeister: damn
yangismeister: thats like my favorite thing to say to people
yangismeister: because the exorcist was a great movie
dynamiteleev1: i've never see it
yangismeister: dude you gotta
yangismeister: download it right now
dynamiteleev1: i'm not a big fan of horror movies
yangismeister: dude this little girl becomes satan
yangismeister: how can you not like that
dynamiteleev1: i dunno, i kinda perfer satan to be...satan
dynamiteleev1: i've seen him once
yangismeister: ive smoked with him a few times
dynamiteleev1: ahh
dynamiteleev1: does satan cough?
dynamiteleev1: or does all that brimstone
dynamiteleev1: like
dynamiteleev1: build up his lungs
yangismeister: he coughs fire
yangismeister: its kinda dangerous
yangismeister: but we dont need a lighter ever
dynamiteleev1: oh wow
dynamiteleev1: that rules
dynamiteleev1: hail satan!