April Fool's Day!
April Fool angelstarteggs your dog. (Luckily I don't have one...yet) anon462glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling. (*flinch*Luckily I'm single...) danhetaTPs your house. (Luckily I don't have one either...) juhuachasells your kidneys on Ebay. (Ouch!) lavienvertrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. (Why! Thank you so much! ...Do I have a hedge?) mriconlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. (Huh?) n_truehas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. (...Make it two months later and we can certainly use it in the graduate party) speakr2customrsbuys you a Russian Bride. (Can I change it to Russian Bridegroom?) spyder616enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. (Nooo! I haven't learn French yet!)Prank Me