FIC: Leave Shakespeare Out Of This -- Beast/B2ST
Title: Leave Shakespeare Out Of This
Author: yanet09
Rating: pg-13
Summary: Junhyung swears it's too early for Shakespeare.
A/N: Well, I'm finally getting time to write my stories again! I know I should be using that time for my Teen Top fic, and I am, but I took a break to write this for English class. Enjoy!
Junhyung awoke to rocks being thrown at his window, which makes no sense at all because his room is on the first floor. Who dares to disturb the sleep of the mighty Joker, Yong Junhyung? Whoever it is, they can go away and come back at a more godly hour.
Or not because now the person is knocking on his window and Junhyung’s too sleepy to think anything else but “holy star ship, batman, there’s an idiot at my window”.
Getting out of his bed, cursing ever god out there, Junhyung stalks over to his window and paints a frown on his face the size of China. He opens his blinds and pulls up the shades only to see…
A smiling Yoon Doojoon.
Junhyung’s frown sinks even deeper and Doojoon smiles and waves. He motions for Junhyung to open his window and Junhyung thinks of fire murder and how he could get away with it.
But then Doojoon starts knocking again and pouting like a kicked puppy and Junhyung thinks he has the worst taste in men.
Junhyung‘s frown lessens a little and he opens the window.
He opens his mouth to say something that was definitely not nice but then Doojoon backing up and kneeling on the grass. He tries again, but then Doojoon’s pulling a single rose out of nowhere and spouting nonsense that Junhyung’s mind just isn’t ready for at 4-something in the morning.
It takes him awhile but the words finally start clicking. And when they do, oh boy, Junhyung thinks he’s dreaming.
“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?” Doojoon spouts and Junhyung starts to look like a deer caught in headlights.
“It is the east, and Junhyung is the sun.” Junhyung’s pretty sure he looks like death warmed over considering he just rolled out of bed and he’s been told that he has a permanent frown the first 30 minutes he wakes up.
“Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon who is already sick and pale with grief-” Wait, did Doojoon just tell him to go kill a sick person? What is happening here?
“That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.” Oh, great. Now he’s being compared to a lady and called a maid. It’s too early in the morning for this.
“It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she know she were!” Okay, now Junhyung can think and, hold on, he missed something somewhere. Wait, did Doojoon just call him a lady? Junhyung has half a mind to throw his pillow at Doojoon if it wasn’t the key to his sanity. But, wait, Doojoon called him a girl!
“Yah! Yoon Doo-” Junhyung starts.
“She speaks yet she says nothing; what of that?” Doojoon smirks and Junhyung feels like smacking it off.
“Yoon Doojoon, I swear, if you don’t stop this right now. It is too early for this; we have school today!”
Doojoon chuckles and his smirk grows, “I am too bold, ‘tis not me she speaks.”
Junhyung has had enough; he climbs out his window and stalks towards Doojoon, who for some reason is now laughing. Come on, Doo, it’s too early to laugh, it’s too early to live!
Junhyung grabs Doojoon by his shirt collar and looks at him like he killed his puppy. Doojoon looks immensely pleased with himself and that only makes Junhyung’s mood darken.
“Do you know what time it is? What the hell possessed you to recite-what is this, Shakespeare?-at this time in the morning? We have school today, you idiot, and I just lost like 20 minutes of sleep for this.” For those of you who missed the memo, Junhyung is not a happy camper. Nope, not at all, not today, not in this lifetime.
Doojoon does that adorably annoying chuckle thing that Junhyung decides is definitely not appealing in any way. “But, babe, you said you wanted me to help you study for your test.”
Suddenly everything clicks and Junhyung is officially awake. “I meant in the morning, at school, during first period study hall!”
Doojoon grabs Junhyung’s arms and pulls him into one of his special Doojoon bear hugs, “But you’re just so cute in the morning. Plus, you’re so cute when you wake up; I love your shorts.” Doojoon slides his hands over Junhyung sleep shorts and Junhyung suddenly remembers that he sleeps in his sisters old gym shorts so they are kind of tight and stop midway down his thigh.
His face heats up and he suddenly feels self-conscious. While tugging his tank top down Junhyung glares half-heartedly at Doojoon and says, “I’m going back inside.”
“Oh, baby, don’t be like that!” Doojoon chimes with a greasy smile on his face. He walks behind Junhyung with his hands firmly placed on Junhyung’s exposed thighs and mumbles something about how he wished that his hands could stay there forever.
Junhyung swears it’s still too early for this.
As Junhyung climbed back through his bedroom window, Doojoon wolf whistled which promptly made Junhyung fall on his face. That causes Doojoon to cackle like a hyena and Junhyung starts plotting a murder. It will be an accident, he decides.
As Doojoon topples to the ground crying because he’s laughing so hard, Junhyung decides it will be a happy accident.
“Go home already!” Junhyung all but screeches, all puffed up and red with embarrassment.
Doojoon just pulls himself together just enough to reach his hand out towards Junhyung’s window pane and chuckles out, “O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?”
Junhyung’s eyes widen to the size of saucers and he quickly stammers, “Wh-what?! What the heck kind of satisfaction are you talking about?”
“The exchange of thy love’s faithful vow for mine!” Doojoon has that sleazy eyebrow twitch thing going on now and, holy Gotham City Batman, Junhyung knows where that look normally leads. How many times does he have to say it’s too early for this?!
Junhyung’s face goes beat red at the insinuation and frantically pulls his tank top down in embarrassment. “Jeez, you’re such a pervy old man!”
“But, I’m your pervy old man!”
“Goodbye!” And with that, Junhyung slams his window shut, swiftly closes his blinds and curtains, and makes a bee line for his bed because, quite frankly, it’s a quarter to five and he has to wake up at six.
Jesus, is it too much to ask that, of all things, Doojoon doesn’t throw a ‘Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou’ moment at him? Just leave Shakespeare out of this.
Author: yanet09
Rating: pg-13
Summary: Junhyung swears it's too early for Shakespeare.
A/N: Well, I'm finally getting time to write my stories again! I know I should be using that time for my Teen Top fic, and I am, but I took a break to write this for English class. Enjoy!
Junhyung awoke to rocks being thrown at his window, which makes no sense at all because his room is on the first floor. Who dares to disturb the sleep of the mighty Joker, Yong Junhyung? Whoever it is, they can go away and come back at a more godly hour.
Or not because now the person is knocking on his window and Junhyung’s too sleepy to think anything else but “holy star ship, batman, there’s an idiot at my window”.
Getting out of his bed, cursing ever god out there, Junhyung stalks over to his window and paints a frown on his face the size of China. He opens his blinds and pulls up the shades only to see…
A smiling Yoon Doojoon.
Junhyung’s frown sinks even deeper and Doojoon smiles and waves. He motions for Junhyung to open his window and Junhyung thinks of fire murder and how he could get away with it.
But then Doojoon starts knocking again and pouting like a kicked puppy and Junhyung thinks he has the worst taste in men.
Junhyung‘s frown lessens a little and he opens the window.
He opens his mouth to say something that was definitely not nice but then Doojoon backing up and kneeling on the grass. He tries again, but then Doojoon’s pulling a single rose out of nowhere and spouting nonsense that Junhyung’s mind just isn’t ready for at 4-something in the morning.
It takes him awhile but the words finally start clicking. And when they do, oh boy, Junhyung thinks he’s dreaming.
“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?” Doojoon spouts and Junhyung starts to look like a deer caught in headlights.
“It is the east, and Junhyung is the sun.” Junhyung’s pretty sure he looks like death warmed over considering he just rolled out of bed and he’s been told that he has a permanent frown the first 30 minutes he wakes up.
“Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon who is already sick and pale with grief-” Wait, did Doojoon just tell him to go kill a sick person? What is happening here?
“That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.” Oh, great. Now he’s being compared to a lady and called a maid. It’s too early in the morning for this.
“It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she know she were!” Okay, now Junhyung can think and, hold on, he missed something somewhere. Wait, did Doojoon just call him a lady? Junhyung has half a mind to throw his pillow at Doojoon if it wasn’t the key to his sanity. But, wait, Doojoon called him a girl!
“Yah! Yoon Doo-” Junhyung starts.
“She speaks yet she says nothing; what of that?” Doojoon smirks and Junhyung feels like smacking it off.
“Yoon Doojoon, I swear, if you don’t stop this right now. It is too early for this; we have school today!”
Doojoon chuckles and his smirk grows, “I am too bold, ‘tis not me she speaks.”
Junhyung has had enough; he climbs out his window and stalks towards Doojoon, who for some reason is now laughing. Come on, Doo, it’s too early to laugh, it’s too early to live!
Junhyung grabs Doojoon by his shirt collar and looks at him like he killed his puppy. Doojoon looks immensely pleased with himself and that only makes Junhyung’s mood darken.
“Do you know what time it is? What the hell possessed you to recite-what is this, Shakespeare?-at this time in the morning? We have school today, you idiot, and I just lost like 20 minutes of sleep for this.” For those of you who missed the memo, Junhyung is not a happy camper. Nope, not at all, not today, not in this lifetime.
Doojoon does that adorably annoying chuckle thing that Junhyung decides is definitely not appealing in any way. “But, babe, you said you wanted me to help you study for your test.”
Suddenly everything clicks and Junhyung is officially awake. “I meant in the morning, at school, during first period study hall!”
Doojoon grabs Junhyung’s arms and pulls him into one of his special Doojoon bear hugs, “But you’re just so cute in the morning. Plus, you’re so cute when you wake up; I love your shorts.” Doojoon slides his hands over Junhyung sleep shorts and Junhyung suddenly remembers that he sleeps in his sisters old gym shorts so they are kind of tight and stop midway down his thigh.
His face heats up and he suddenly feels self-conscious. While tugging his tank top down Junhyung glares half-heartedly at Doojoon and says, “I’m going back inside.”
“Oh, baby, don’t be like that!” Doojoon chimes with a greasy smile on his face. He walks behind Junhyung with his hands firmly placed on Junhyung’s exposed thighs and mumbles something about how he wished that his hands could stay there forever.
Junhyung swears it’s still too early for this.
As Junhyung climbed back through his bedroom window, Doojoon wolf whistled which promptly made Junhyung fall on his face. That causes Doojoon to cackle like a hyena and Junhyung starts plotting a murder. It will be an accident, he decides.
As Doojoon topples to the ground crying because he’s laughing so hard, Junhyung decides it will be a happy accident.
“Go home already!” Junhyung all but screeches, all puffed up and red with embarrassment.
Doojoon just pulls himself together just enough to reach his hand out towards Junhyung’s window pane and chuckles out, “O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?”
Junhyung’s eyes widen to the size of saucers and he quickly stammers, “Wh-what?! What the heck kind of satisfaction are you talking about?”
“The exchange of thy love’s faithful vow for mine!” Doojoon has that sleazy eyebrow twitch thing going on now and, holy Gotham City Batman, Junhyung knows where that look normally leads. How many times does he have to say it’s too early for this?!
Junhyung’s face goes beat red at the insinuation and frantically pulls his tank top down in embarrassment. “Jeez, you’re such a pervy old man!”
“But, I’m your pervy old man!”
“Goodbye!” And with that, Junhyung slams his window shut, swiftly closes his blinds and curtains, and makes a bee line for his bed because, quite frankly, it’s a quarter to five and he has to wake up at six.
Jesus, is it too much to ask that, of all things, Doojoon doesn’t throw a ‘Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou’ moment at him? Just leave Shakespeare out of this.