Breckenridge 1.2
When we last left off, Kerith and Galen just had their twins Abel and Banner. Galen was a jerk and slept through the birth, and Banner has no nose to speak of. Onward!
And we're off to an awesome start in parenting.
Kerith: What? I put them on the carpet.
Yeah... right by their cribs. Fail, Kerith.
But have no fear! Galen is ready to be Super Dad!
Not too bad. Except for...
Noseless Wonder: He does remember he's got another kid, right?
Maybe... but you should probably make yourself comfy.
Banner eventually makes it into a crib.
Galen: Super Dad has lost it's fun. I'm done playing now.
Galen: Seriously, these bastards stink!
Kerith: Ugh, what sort of barbarian sits in their own filth??
You guys know you DO have to change them, right?
Galen: I blame her for these munchkins. If only she wasn't so damn sexy....
Galen, who still has not found his LTW job, is none too excited about going home.
Galen: I think I left the oven on at work... Please don't make me go in there with those creatures : /
He eventually went in, but refused to be helpful. That means it's Kerith's turn to be Super Parent.
Which she does, but only under the condition that she gets to stay in her undies.
Galen, no, that bottle's old and stinky.
Oh, for the love of... Thanks Galen. Awesome job trying to kill your child. *thumbs up*
I feel you two should be doing something other than discussing.... whatever you guys are discussing O_o
Like... oh, I don't know, TAKING OUT THE TRASH BEFORE WE GET ROACHES.
Toxic green chemicals sprayed all over the kitchen/dining room... yummy.
Galen: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAD ROACHES!!
You have no one to blame but yourself. And maybe Kerith.
Do you feel better after your shower? Done being ridiculous?
Galen: But they were everywhere! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
I'm not talking to you until you're ready to behave.
Kerith: I'm gettin the hell out of here for a while :D
Galen: OMG Kerith isn't here to clean up the mess I just made!
Suck it up. But... not really, mop it up... just to be clear.
Galen's back to being Super Dad.
For the most part.
Maybe not.
Galen: Wonder how much I can sell these guys for...
Yes, Kerith?
Pop one!
Kerith: Oh no, not again. I think I'm gonna throw up.
Why hello there, sneaky Galen who's calling in sick to work. Why?
Because it's birthday time! And Kerith's at work.
First Abel.
Then... a very smelly Banner.
Galen: Yeah, I'm totally over this whole birthday thing now.
After a quick change of hair, we have...
Abel! He's so cute!
Here are his stats. At least he's got one more nice point than Galen.
And now... to see how that nose turned out...
Oh.... my... Lord. He has a nose! And he's adorable!
3 nice points, hm? Awesome...
These two are adorable. For not having many nice points, they get along really well.
Thanks Abel -_-
Don't worry, we'll make your dad clean it up.
Just cause :)
Banner: Dad! OMG DAD! Look at me! You never pay attention to me!
Galen: What are you gonna do, cry about it?
Nice, Galen.
Don't worry though, Banner got his revenge.
Pop two!
Oh Kerith...
It may look like they're just being adorable, but they're actually trying to get attention from their parents.
Abel: Look how cute we are! Don't you just want to get out of bed and give us love and hugs?
They did this for sim hours on end.
Abel: Is it working?
Banner: Nah, they're still sleeping.
Abel: *sigh*
Oh ho, well look who's here. The burglar, for whom I have prepared! (for once)
Burglar: ARGH! Foiled again! My mother will never let me hear the end of this when she bails me out.
Kerith: I can't believe they're fighting in our front yard! This is unacceptable! What will the neighbors think?
Galen: Yeah! Woo! Hit him in the face!
Kerith: Why won't they just take him away already?
Well, apparently the excitement was just too much and it threw Kerith into labor. I don't know if a front yard birth is better or worse than a bathroom birth...
It's a girl! Her name is Cait. I'm not worried about the nose this time.
Awesome, we're now leaving infants on the frozen ground outside. What could be more important than making sure newborns don't get frostbite?
Why, practicing your chess moves, of course!
Cait, I believe that's the least of your worries right now.
And we're off to an awesome start in parenting.
Kerith: What? I put them on the carpet.
Yeah... right by their cribs. Fail, Kerith.
But have no fear! Galen is ready to be Super Dad!
Not too bad. Except for...
Noseless Wonder: He does remember he's got another kid, right?
Maybe... but you should probably make yourself comfy.
Banner eventually makes it into a crib.
Galen: Super Dad has lost it's fun. I'm done playing now.
Galen: Seriously, these bastards stink!
Kerith: Ugh, what sort of barbarian sits in their own filth??
You guys know you DO have to change them, right?
Galen: I blame her for these munchkins. If only she wasn't so damn sexy....
Galen, who still has not found his LTW job, is none too excited about going home.
Galen: I think I left the oven on at work... Please don't make me go in there with those creatures : /
He eventually went in, but refused to be helpful. That means it's Kerith's turn to be Super Parent.
Which she does, but only under the condition that she gets to stay in her undies.
Galen, no, that bottle's old and stinky.
Oh, for the love of... Thanks Galen. Awesome job trying to kill your child. *thumbs up*
I feel you two should be doing something other than discussing.... whatever you guys are discussing O_o
Like... oh, I don't know, TAKING OUT THE TRASH BEFORE WE GET ROACHES.
Toxic green chemicals sprayed all over the kitchen/dining room... yummy.
Galen: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAD ROACHES!!
You have no one to blame but yourself. And maybe Kerith.
Do you feel better after your shower? Done being ridiculous?
Galen: But they were everywhere! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
I'm not talking to you until you're ready to behave.
Kerith: I'm gettin the hell out of here for a while :D
Galen: OMG Kerith isn't here to clean up the mess I just made!
Suck it up. But... not really, mop it up... just to be clear.
Galen's back to being Super Dad.
For the most part.
Maybe not.
Galen: Wonder how much I can sell these guys for...
Yes, Kerith?
Pop one!
Kerith: Oh no, not again. I think I'm gonna throw up.
Why hello there, sneaky Galen who's calling in sick to work. Why?
Because it's birthday time! And Kerith's at work.
First Abel.
Then... a very smelly Banner.
Galen: Yeah, I'm totally over this whole birthday thing now.
After a quick change of hair, we have...
Abel! He's so cute!
Here are his stats. At least he's got one more nice point than Galen.
And now... to see how that nose turned out...
Oh.... my... Lord. He has a nose! And he's adorable!
3 nice points, hm? Awesome...
These two are adorable. For not having many nice points, they get along really well.
Thanks Abel -_-
Don't worry, we'll make your dad clean it up.
Just cause :)
Banner: Dad! OMG DAD! Look at me! You never pay attention to me!
Galen: What are you gonna do, cry about it?
Nice, Galen.
Don't worry though, Banner got his revenge.
Pop two!
Oh Kerith...
It may look like they're just being adorable, but they're actually trying to get attention from their parents.
Abel: Look how cute we are! Don't you just want to get out of bed and give us love and hugs?
They did this for sim hours on end.
Abel: Is it working?
Banner: Nah, they're still sleeping.
Abel: *sigh*
Oh ho, well look who's here. The burglar, for whom I have prepared! (for once)
Burglar: ARGH! Foiled again! My mother will never let me hear the end of this when she bails me out.
Kerith: I can't believe they're fighting in our front yard! This is unacceptable! What will the neighbors think?
Galen: Yeah! Woo! Hit him in the face!
Kerith: Why won't they just take him away already?
Well, apparently the excitement was just too much and it threw Kerith into labor. I don't know if a front yard birth is better or worse than a bathroom birth...
It's a girl! Her name is Cait. I'm not worried about the nose this time.
Awesome, we're now leaving infants on the frozen ground outside. What could be more important than making sure newborns don't get frostbite?
Why, practicing your chess moves, of course!
Cait, I believe that's the least of your worries right now.