BRB SOBBING MY EYES OUT
Or, Moose and Squirrel experience BBS firsthand.
lynxgriffin is being awesome and letting me watch the BBS cutscenes, so I figure I'll do a commentary of my own, like all the cool kids. 8D I've already seen a few of the cut scenes in a YouTube playthrough, so I'm starting right into Terra's story. We'll see how it goes from there. Obviously spoiler warnings are in effect.
- Xehanort, you are not okay. You're just not okay. Seriously.
- VANITAS IS EVEN CREEPIER AAAAAAA NOT OKAY
- "How about a legion of Heartless?" /finger waggle
- Sorry, Terra, You fail. /thumbs down Tactful, that.
- Oh please don't ask advice from the creper ;;;
- IT'S THE CLOISTER BELL OH NO
- That is the shiniest phone I have ever seen.
- Yen Sid, Former Keyblade Master? Yes please. :D
- Unversed = Dementors. CANNOT UNSEE.
- EX-PO-SI-TION EX-PO-SI-TION THROW SHIT OUT A-S-A-P
- Jeez, Eraqus, no pressure or anything
- Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, etc etc etc, Eraqus is the entire Jedi Council.
- GO GO KEYBLADE RANGERS
- Wait, Terra gets Maleficent right in his first world? CAn we say "setting him up to fail?"
- And I'm sure Terra just attracts Unversed like a magnet at this point.
- "I've made up my mind, guys: I want a castle."
- YOU LIE, MALEFICENT. I can't say this is a surprise, but still. LIES! ALL LIES!
- TERRA, SHE HAS DEVIL HORNS AND GREEN SKIN. SHE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED. QUIT LISTENING TO HER YOU MORON.
- "Excellent judge of character. Right."
- OH COME ON TERRA PLEASE DON'T BE THAT STUPID.
- Well, she has to get this info from somewhere and Wiki doesn't exist here, so...
- Wow, Terra's getting screwed over right off the bat, isn't he.
- Screwing with his darkness counts as "pulling strings." :|
- Wow, I never thought I could hate Maleficent more than I already did. Damn.
- Oh, Terra, no you won't. We already know that from KH. ;;;
- So far, the theme of Terra's story seems to be "Show up, get manipulated, screw people over while manipulated, blame self, rinse, repeat." Let's see if this holds true.
- "But here in Mickey's imagination, beauty and love will always prevail."
- Terra: master of the Shakespearean aside.
- Terra: just not getting it. I can completely see him bringing her back a glowy sphere heart in that box and her just going, "... ._."
- "Her heart is pure light. She's the one." Or she's just as dumb as you are. They are not mutually exclusive. :/
- Sorry, Queen, the magical nomming mirror isn't physically possible
- OR MAYBE IT IS
- Amazing what you can do with a vial of Nickelodeon slime!
- "Look, you beat me up. I'm not giving you any mnore info. :|"
- Oh hey, that wasn't as bad as I thought! How long until the other shoe drops?
- Bawwwwww Cindy D:
- Wow okay Terra that is not the philosophy to take with a girl upset about her dress. Total guy move. :|
- Fairy Godmother: Don't worry, man, I got this. :|b
- I love how Terra is just ridiculously confused by this entire scene.
- Terra comes from the dream school of Tiana.
- Fairy Godmother is officially my favorite character in this game. Win at Life, man.
- brb shamelessly shipping Cinderella/Terra.
- OH BAW WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE
- Wow there is nobody at this ball. She's either really early or reeeeeally late.
- Why are you so surprised whenever Unversed show up?
- Evil!Music!Boss is pinging J in allllll the wrong ways. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH MUSIC D:
- WHO WAS THAT MYSTERIOUS BOY IN THE MASK? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!
- Yeah, midnight always comes faster than you think, doesn't it.
- The prince is useless, hon. Everyone knows that. He gets less screen time than the mice.
- Well there goes my shipper high.
- I will never be able to look at Xehanort without waggling my fingers and going "A legion of Heartless!"
- Suddenly, Mickey!
- Aaaaaand back to your regularly scheduled Terra. That was brief.
- Hey, I will totally put up with Mickey's impetuousness if it means he'll save my ass in later boss battles. :Db
- GET OUT OF MY HEAD D8
- OH BULLSHIT SIR YOU ARE A LIAR
- Oh, so it's vuh-NEE-tus. All I can think of is, "Vanitas darling" in my best Cruella voice.
- VEN D8
- I did not think it was possible to hate Xehanort even more. After that flashback, I'm amazed at just how wrong I can be.
- Okay, is Terra being precognitive here, or was that just for extra creepy flavor?
- OH GAD TERRA WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB ;~;
- "Your Elderness" OH TERRA
- POOH WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER, TERRA
- what is it with Kingdom Hearts and armor bosses?
- YAY MY FAMBLY!
- FINISH HIM
- "He said take two adults." ...we're not that old, are we?
- "Zazu, take Simba home." "Aww, dad, can't I come?" "No, son."
- TERRA WHY ARE YOU DOING DUMB THINGS. QUIT IT. AUGH.
- Oh Braig. Xehanort totally set you up.
- That is an artfully hung lampshade right there.
- KEYBLADE =/= ELDER WAND, BRAIG, SORRY
- For once in your life, Terra, you have the right id-
- NO YOU CAN GO HOME EVERYONE LOVES YOU THERE
- DON'T LISTEN TO THE CREEPER PLEASE
- Okay, I will give him the balance thing. That does make sense. EVERYTHING ELSE IS CRAP.
- TOGETHER, WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON
- Terra and Ven interacting now makes me want to cry. DAMMIT XEHANORT
- Your week? What are you, Braig? Franky?
- I swear, Terra has to yell, "Unversed!" at least once per world, because it's always a huge surprise when they show up.
- "I AM CAPTAIN PLANET DARK"
- Terra: /unimpressed face
- So we got you driving the Mach 5. Hope that's okay, man.
- Me: "No one's gonna vote for you, Pete! You're an Independent!"
Lynx: "Dude, I'd totally join the Terrapublicans."
- And that's your Wheel of Morality lesson for the week, folks.
- HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY~ MIGHTY TERRA'S ON HIS WAAAAAAY~
- "Games? But I just raced..."
- HI JAMES WOODS 8D
- Terra why do you listen to every Joe Evil who comes along
- "He was very charismatic."
- "Kind of Earthy" /badum-tish
- Hades: Oh hey you're a Final Fantasy character, aren't you. PERFECT 8D
- This isn't even Zack's canon and he still can't win. Man.
- THE INVISIBLE CROWD SHOUTS ITS APPROVAL
- "There's something else about you." /stares at Terra's ass
- At least it wasn't "Unversed?" this time.
- Wow, Terra, you really do listen to every schmuck that comes along.
- Stitch: Best pickpocket ever.
- Your asides are not as Shakespearean or aside as you think.
- Evidently Terra speaks Stitch.
- He runs into villains first thing everywhere he goes. Man, Terra, your luck sucks.
- "Last time I saw a box like that, someone asked me to put a heart in it."
- Okay, Terra's not exactly dumb; he's just naive as hell. I can't blame him if he's been living in the Land of Departure for years, but. Damn. :/
- "When Peter Pan gets here, I'll be waiting." To beat up an eleven year old.
- "Sounds like you've been tricked." FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME
- Okay, take a shot every time Terra says "Unversed!" in that surprised tone
- Pwned by a fairy. Favorite Neverland cut scene so far.
- The flashback is there to remind you just how far we've all descended into Hell. 8D
- See, Terra, you're awesome and so great with people when you're not tripping on angst or listening to villains. YOU FRUSTRATE ME SO ;~;
- It could well be warm because you're heading to a tropical paradise. Just sayin'.
- CONVENIENT PAOPU IS CONVENIENT
- I love how bitty!Sora is all "oh hey it's a Terra TO THE BOAT 8D"
- TERRA REALLY IS PRECOGNITIVE AAAAAAA
- That kid that left? He's screwing over the lives of everyone he meets. Running into him is going to suck.
- That was cute and vaguely creepy, given that bitty!Riku really doesn't know what he's getting into.
- Then again, Terra doesn't really know what he's doing either. It's the blind leading the blind.
- And after that respite of bitty!Sora-induced squee, TIME TO GO TO HELL 8D
- SERIOUSLY DUDE GET OUT OF MY HEAD THAT IS WRONG D8
- "But you must exist no more!" Wow, that's a pretty terrible place to come in.
- Oh this is going to end so, so poorly.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAA ;A;
- YOU BACKSTABBING SON OF A BITCH YOU KILLED HIM
- DAMMIT XEHANORD DAMN IIIIIIIT
- First your father died, now your home is being destroyed...and now you're walking into a trap. Again with the ending poorly.
- The last two cut scenes are called "The Last Bastion of Free Will" and "Return to Silence." Shit.
- Well, Terra, you know what they say about the road to hell.
- CREEPY TITLE CRAWL IS SO CREEPY
- Is that a secret Mickey in the Keyblade Graveyard? Talk about incongruous.
- And he has officially realized everything far too late.
- Thank you for that dose of COMMON SENSE, Aqua.
- "Put an end to me." I'm gonna cry. ;~;
- OH WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE
- OH RIGHT
- IN HELL
- And here we go
- DEATHLY FINGER WIGGLES ;~;
- Oh this part is never okay
- VEN WAS FROZEN TODAY
- At least the eyes aren't gold here...?
- OH GOD THE FINGER WAGGLING WHYYYYYY
- NO TERRA DON'T DO IT D8
- RUN TERRA
- RUN
- ...WHY DID YOU NOT RUN
- ...okay the silent armor is even scarier than the body snatching, and the body snatching made me scream ;A;
- And so, what? He wanders as a silent spirit in armor for ten years? Welcome to hell, Terra. D:
I haven't even finished the other two stories and I already want it to be KH3. Like, now. Doomed prequelitis indeed. ;~;
It's too late for me to watch through another story, so I shall get through Ven's and Aqua's later. After I fix the Terra-shaped hole in my heart. ;~;
lynxgriffin is being awesome and letting me watch the BBS cutscenes, so I figure I'll do a commentary of my own, like all the cool kids. 8D I've already seen a few of the cut scenes in a YouTube playthrough, so I'm starting right into Terra's story. We'll see how it goes from there. Obviously spoiler warnings are in effect.
- Xehanort, you are not okay. You're just not okay. Seriously.
- VANITAS IS EVEN CREEPIER AAAAAAA NOT OKAY
- "How about a legion of Heartless?" /finger waggle
- Sorry, Terra, You fail. /thumbs down Tactful, that.
- Oh please don't ask advice from the creper ;;;
- IT'S THE CLOISTER BELL OH NO
- That is the shiniest phone I have ever seen.
- Yen Sid, Former Keyblade Master? Yes please. :D
- Unversed = Dementors. CANNOT UNSEE.
- EX-PO-SI-TION EX-PO-SI-TION THROW SHIT OUT A-S-A-P
- Jeez, Eraqus, no pressure or anything
- Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, etc etc etc, Eraqus is the entire Jedi Council.
- GO GO KEYBLADE RANGERS
- Wait, Terra gets Maleficent right in his first world? CAn we say "setting him up to fail?"
- And I'm sure Terra just attracts Unversed like a magnet at this point.
- "I've made up my mind, guys: I want a castle."
- YOU LIE, MALEFICENT. I can't say this is a surprise, but still. LIES! ALL LIES!
- TERRA, SHE HAS DEVIL HORNS AND GREEN SKIN. SHE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED. QUIT LISTENING TO HER YOU MORON.
- "Excellent judge of character. Right."
- OH COME ON TERRA PLEASE DON'T BE THAT STUPID.
- Well, she has to get this info from somewhere and Wiki doesn't exist here, so...
- Wow, Terra's getting screwed over right off the bat, isn't he.
- Screwing with his darkness counts as "pulling strings." :|
- Wow, I never thought I could hate Maleficent more than I already did. Damn.
- Oh, Terra, no you won't. We already know that from KH. ;;;
- So far, the theme of Terra's story seems to be "Show up, get manipulated, screw people over while manipulated, blame self, rinse, repeat." Let's see if this holds true.
- "But here in Mickey's imagination, beauty and love will always prevail."
- Terra: master of the Shakespearean aside.
- Terra: just not getting it. I can completely see him bringing her back a glowy sphere heart in that box and her just going, "... ._."
- "Her heart is pure light. She's the one." Or she's just as dumb as you are. They are not mutually exclusive. :/
- Sorry, Queen, the magical nomming mirror isn't physically possible
- OR MAYBE IT IS
- Amazing what you can do with a vial of Nickelodeon slime!
- "Look, you beat me up. I'm not giving you any mnore info. :|"
- Oh hey, that wasn't as bad as I thought! How long until the other shoe drops?
- Bawwwwww Cindy D:
- Wow okay Terra that is not the philosophy to take with a girl upset about her dress. Total guy move. :|
- Fairy Godmother: Don't worry, man, I got this. :|b
- I love how Terra is just ridiculously confused by this entire scene.
- Terra comes from the dream school of Tiana.
- Fairy Godmother is officially my favorite character in this game. Win at Life, man.
- brb shamelessly shipping Cinderella/Terra.
- OH BAW WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE
- Wow there is nobody at this ball. She's either really early or reeeeeally late.
- Why are you so surprised whenever Unversed show up?
- Evil!Music!Boss is pinging J in allllll the wrong ways. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH MUSIC D:
- WHO WAS THAT MYSTERIOUS BOY IN THE MASK? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!
- Yeah, midnight always comes faster than you think, doesn't it.
- The prince is useless, hon. Everyone knows that. He gets less screen time than the mice.
- Well there goes my shipper high.
- I will never be able to look at Xehanort without waggling my fingers and going "A legion of Heartless!"
- Suddenly, Mickey!
- Aaaaaand back to your regularly scheduled Terra. That was brief.
- Hey, I will totally put up with Mickey's impetuousness if it means he'll save my ass in later boss battles. :Db
- GET OUT OF MY HEAD D8
- OH BULLSHIT SIR YOU ARE A LIAR
- Oh, so it's vuh-NEE-tus. All I can think of is, "Vanitas darling" in my best Cruella voice.
- VEN D8
- I did not think it was possible to hate Xehanort even more. After that flashback, I'm amazed at just how wrong I can be.
- Okay, is Terra being precognitive here, or was that just for extra creepy flavor?
- OH GAD TERRA WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB ;~;
- "Your Elderness" OH TERRA
- POOH WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER, TERRA
- what is it with Kingdom Hearts and armor bosses?
- YAY MY FAMBLY!
- FINISH HIM
- "He said take two adults." ...we're not that old, are we?
- "Zazu, take Simba home." "Aww, dad, can't I come?" "No, son."
- TERRA WHY ARE YOU DOING DUMB THINGS. QUIT IT. AUGH.
- Oh Braig. Xehanort totally set you up.
- That is an artfully hung lampshade right there.
- KEYBLADE =/= ELDER WAND, BRAIG, SORRY
- For once in your life, Terra, you have the right id-
- NO YOU CAN GO HOME EVERYONE LOVES YOU THERE
- DON'T LISTEN TO THE CREEPER PLEASE
- Okay, I will give him the balance thing. That does make sense. EVERYTHING ELSE IS CRAP.
- TOGETHER, WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON
- Terra and Ven interacting now makes me want to cry. DAMMIT XEHANORT
- Your week? What are you, Braig? Franky?
- I swear, Terra has to yell, "Unversed!" at least once per world, because it's always a huge surprise when they show up.
- "I AM CAPTAIN PLANET DARK"
- Terra: /unimpressed face
- So we got you driving the Mach 5. Hope that's okay, man.
- Me: "No one's gonna vote for you, Pete! You're an Independent!"
Lynx: "Dude, I'd totally join the Terrapublicans."
- And that's your Wheel of Morality lesson for the week, folks.
- HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY~ MIGHTY TERRA'S ON HIS WAAAAAAY~
- "Games? But I just raced..."
- HI JAMES WOODS 8D
- Terra why do you listen to every Joe Evil who comes along
- "He was very charismatic."
- "Kind of Earthy" /badum-tish
- Hades: Oh hey you're a Final Fantasy character, aren't you. PERFECT 8D
- This isn't even Zack's canon and he still can't win. Man.
- THE INVISIBLE CROWD SHOUTS ITS APPROVAL
- "There's something else about you." /stares at Terra's ass
- At least it wasn't "Unversed?" this time.
- Wow, Terra, you really do listen to every schmuck that comes along.
- Stitch: Best pickpocket ever.
- Your asides are not as Shakespearean or aside as you think.
- Evidently Terra speaks Stitch.
- He runs into villains first thing everywhere he goes. Man, Terra, your luck sucks.
- "Last time I saw a box like that, someone asked me to put a heart in it."
- Okay, Terra's not exactly dumb; he's just naive as hell. I can't blame him if he's been living in the Land of Departure for years, but. Damn. :/
- "When Peter Pan gets here, I'll be waiting." To beat up an eleven year old.
- "Sounds like you've been tricked." FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME
- Okay, take a shot every time Terra says "Unversed!" in that surprised tone
- Pwned by a fairy. Favorite Neverland cut scene so far.
- The flashback is there to remind you just how far we've all descended into Hell. 8D
- See, Terra, you're awesome and so great with people when you're not tripping on angst or listening to villains. YOU FRUSTRATE ME SO ;~;
- It could well be warm because you're heading to a tropical paradise. Just sayin'.
- CONVENIENT PAOPU IS CONVENIENT
- I love how bitty!Sora is all "oh hey it's a Terra TO THE BOAT 8D"
- TERRA REALLY IS PRECOGNITIVE AAAAAAA
- That kid that left? He's screwing over the lives of everyone he meets. Running into him is going to suck.
- That was cute and vaguely creepy, given that bitty!Riku really doesn't know what he's getting into.
- Then again, Terra doesn't really know what he's doing either. It's the blind leading the blind.
- And after that respite of bitty!Sora-induced squee, TIME TO GO TO HELL 8D
- SERIOUSLY DUDE GET OUT OF MY HEAD THAT IS WRONG D8
- "But you must exist no more!" Wow, that's a pretty terrible place to come in.
- Oh this is going to end so, so poorly.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAA ;A;
- YOU BACKSTABBING SON OF A BITCH YOU KILLED HIM
- DAMMIT XEHANORD DAMN IIIIIIIT
- First your father died, now your home is being destroyed...and now you're walking into a trap. Again with the ending poorly.
- The last two cut scenes are called "The Last Bastion of Free Will" and "Return to Silence." Shit.
- Well, Terra, you know what they say about the road to hell.
- CREEPY TITLE CRAWL IS SO CREEPY
- Is that a secret Mickey in the Keyblade Graveyard? Talk about incongruous.
- And he has officially realized everything far too late.
- Thank you for that dose of COMMON SENSE, Aqua.
- "Put an end to me." I'm gonna cry. ;~;
- OH WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE
- OH RIGHT
- IN HELL
- And here we go
- DEATHLY FINGER WIGGLES ;~;
- Oh this part is never okay
- VEN WAS FROZEN TODAY
- At least the eyes aren't gold here...?
- OH GOD THE FINGER WAGGLING WHYYYYYY
- NO TERRA DON'T DO IT D8
- RUN TERRA
- RUN
- ...WHY DID YOU NOT RUN
- ...okay the silent armor is even scarier than the body snatching, and the body snatching made me scream ;A;
- And so, what? He wanders as a silent spirit in armor for ten years? Welcome to hell, Terra. D:
I haven't even finished the other two stories and I already want it to be KH3. Like, now. Doomed prequelitis indeed. ;~;
It's too late for me to watch through another story, so I shall get through Ven's and Aqua's later. After I fix the Terra-shaped hole in my heart. ;~;