Oh gad I am the biggest dork

Jun 05, 2010 11:46

So there's this lovely post in pokemon asking what you would erase from the games if you had a chance: a move, a Pokemon, a location, anything. Aside from the obvious "It hurt itself in its confusion!" I put, "Anything that requires you to use Flash."

And then I started wondering why nobody had made any iPhone jokes about it yet.

And then my brain just kept going.

ADOBE used FLASH!
It didn't affect Enemy IPHONE!
Enemy IPHONE used NASTY LETTER FROM STEVE JOBS!
It's super effective!
ADOBE fainted!
THE COMMON CONSUMER has no more usable technology!
THE COMMON CONSUMER blacked out!
Forked over $40 to AT&T for limited data plan and tethering.

I want a rematch.

nerp derp, soulsilver

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