Five hours with this game is somehow not too long
I'm procrastinating on my thesis like any college student, so have more commentary! Yaaaaaay commentary!
- THAT'S RIGHT, FEAR MY GAY SHEEP!
- Wait, your dad's bird Pokemon? Where the hell is your dad?
- And now I have three eggs in my party. For pity's sake, please hatch.
- MY CYNDAQUIL EGG JUST HATCHED WHAT DO I NAME IT
- His name is Jared. Does anyone want to raise Jared so he doesn't have to stay in the box the whole time?
- Hello, Ruins of Alph. I remember how useless you were. :D
- I always loved how the O Unown look like TIE Fighters. Named mine Darth.
- Come to think of it, is it even worth it to raise an Unown?
- Okay, where on Earth is that Rename guy? And why are all of my Pokemon male?
- Looks like the Dratini egg's going to take forever to hatch
- HOW THE HELL DID A POKEMON MADE OF LIVING ROCK GET PARALYZED BY STATIC ELECTRICITY
- The irony of running out into a huge field of tall grass to get a Repel is not lost on me.
- WHAT THE HELL IS A MONORAIL DOING IN POKEMON LAND
- I'm getting attached to Rocky. Not gonna lie.
- GAY SHEEP VERSUS GAY FISH
- "Your Pokemon replied in a loud voice!" may not be a great thing given that my Pokemon is an Onyx and I'm in a Pokemon Center in the middle of the night.
- The Wiki Berry? Does it give me easily edited vaguely accurate information on Pokemon, or is it just poorly named?
- ...oh dang it I can't farm Jared out to anyone now HE'S TOO CUTE ;A;
- I'm also fairly certain Jared has ADD. Can Pokemon have ADD?
- WHAT SINCE WHEN IS TOGEPI PSYCHIC HOLY GAD
- "Would you like to switch your Pokemon" NO I HAVE A PSYCHIC TOGEPI ARE YOU KIDDING
- Pardon me while I go run train on your lineup of Geodudes with my PSYCHIC TOGEPI
- My GAY SHEEP has evolved into a REALLY GAY SHEEP!
- Why would you cut the tail off a Pokemon and eat it? That is just all sorts of creepy.
- If I hear "It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata" one more time I'm going to punch someone.
- Bugsy is not as tough as you'd think, being a gym leader.
- Should've named my rival Kefka, as he HATES EVERYTHING EVER OMG.
- That was total ten-year-old guy behavior and I laughed so hard. I love Ethan. XD
- You know, maybe making the Onyx hate me was a bad idea.
- Wait, I thought this was a card game. Don't tell me I've been gambling for Pokemon.
- HAHAAHAAAAA DRATINI GET 8D
- And it's female! Breaks my all-male streak.
- Her name is Lyra.
- And that's the end of my battery. Good thing I saved.
Current team is now Billy the tank Togepi, Lyra the Dratini, Rocky the Onyx, Vilhelm the Flaaffy, Jared the Cyndaquil, and Riley the Quilava. Somebody please take Jared and raise him for me before I come too attached. I really need a water type and I can't do that if I'm raising two fires. 8D;
So yeah that was basically my entire work shift. I really do need to pound some thesis work sometime.
- THAT'S RIGHT, FEAR MY GAY SHEEP!
- Wait, your dad's bird Pokemon? Where the hell is your dad?
- And now I have three eggs in my party. For pity's sake, please hatch.
- MY CYNDAQUIL EGG JUST HATCHED WHAT DO I NAME IT
- His name is Jared. Does anyone want to raise Jared so he doesn't have to stay in the box the whole time?
- Hello, Ruins of Alph. I remember how useless you were. :D
- I always loved how the O Unown look like TIE Fighters. Named mine Darth.
- Come to think of it, is it even worth it to raise an Unown?
- Okay, where on Earth is that Rename guy? And why are all of my Pokemon male?
- Looks like the Dratini egg's going to take forever to hatch
- HOW THE HELL DID A POKEMON MADE OF LIVING ROCK GET PARALYZED BY STATIC ELECTRICITY
- The irony of running out into a huge field of tall grass to get a Repel is not lost on me.
- WHAT THE HELL IS A MONORAIL DOING IN POKEMON LAND
- I'm getting attached to Rocky. Not gonna lie.
- GAY SHEEP VERSUS GAY FISH
- "Your Pokemon replied in a loud voice!" may not be a great thing given that my Pokemon is an Onyx and I'm in a Pokemon Center in the middle of the night.
- The Wiki Berry? Does it give me easily edited vaguely accurate information on Pokemon, or is it just poorly named?
- ...oh dang it I can't farm Jared out to anyone now HE'S TOO CUTE ;A;
- I'm also fairly certain Jared has ADD. Can Pokemon have ADD?
- WHAT SINCE WHEN IS TOGEPI PSYCHIC HOLY GAD
- "Would you like to switch your Pokemon" NO I HAVE A PSYCHIC TOGEPI ARE YOU KIDDING
- Pardon me while I go run train on your lineup of Geodudes with my PSYCHIC TOGEPI
- My GAY SHEEP has evolved into a REALLY GAY SHEEP!
- Why would you cut the tail off a Pokemon and eat it? That is just all sorts of creepy.
- If I hear "It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata" one more time I'm going to punch someone.
- Bugsy is not as tough as you'd think, being a gym leader.
- Should've named my rival Kefka, as he HATES EVERYTHING EVER OMG.
- That was total ten-year-old guy behavior and I laughed so hard. I love Ethan. XD
- You know, maybe making the Onyx hate me was a bad idea.
- Wait, I thought this was a card game. Don't tell me I've been gambling for Pokemon.
- HAHAAHAAAAA DRATINI GET 8D
- And it's female! Breaks my all-male streak.
- Her name is Lyra.
- And that's the end of my battery. Good thing I saved.
Current team is now Billy the tank Togepi, Lyra the Dratini, Rocky the Onyx, Vilhelm the Flaaffy, Jared the Cyndaquil, and Riley the Quilava. Somebody please take Jared and raise him for me before I come too attached. I really need a water type and I can't do that if I'm raising two fires. 8D;
So yeah that was basically my entire work shift. I really do need to pound some thesis work sometime.