But if you ain't, don't blame me
So here's a fantastic idea:
Take the most evil villain that Disney has created in the past decade or so and set him up to prey upon the souls of the hapless and innocent in not one but TWO locations.
And give him a mentee while you're at it:
LeSeptieme 11:59 pm
I have to wonder how he and Facilier would run into each other
because let's face it, Facilier doesn't want any hangers-on
universejuice 12:00 am
This is the problem
LeSeptieme 12:00 am
The idea I'm conimg up with is Fawful sees Facilier doing one of his tricks for someone
and goes "show me"
and he goes "what no get outta here kid"
LeSeptieme 12:01 am
and Fawful follows him back to his shop
aaaaand IDK this is just what I'm thinking of at midnight |D
universejuice 12:01 am
"I does not accept the nos >("
(his Engrish is even worse)
LeSeptieme 12:02 am
"Gonna have to get used to it, kid" *points cane at him*
universejuice 12:02 am
"..."
...*bites the cane*
LeSeptieme 12:03 am
"..."
*have his best You Have Got To Be Kidding Me look*
"Get off."
universejuice 12:04 am
*Triumphant pose whilst biting harder*
LeSeptieme 12:04 am
*tries to shake him off*
universejuice 12:04 am
(I am laughing so hard this is so derp)
LeSeptieme 12:04 am
(I'm imagining it and just cracking up)
(This is so canon now)
universejuice 12:05 am
(it so is)
universejuice 12:06 am
*is uncomfortable from the jostling but hangs on, then tries to grab and pull the cane himself*
LeSeptieme 12:06 am
*no way, kid. Golf swing time*
(it's seriously only a matter of time until Facilier starts beating him against a wall*
*)
universejuice 12:07 am
*okay that works ow >'(*
*instantly jumps back up and like... probably bites his leg FAWFUL IS TOOTHY OKAY*
LeSeptieme 12:07 am
*note to self: golf swing dispatches green children. Got it*
LeSeptieme 12:08 am
Ghk-! *THWACKS HIM WITH THE BALL ON THE CANE*
*THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM KID*
universejuice 12:08 am
"GRRR >D"
universejuice 12:10 am
*All he has to do is hold on until the guy relents and he is being winner 8D*
LeSeptieme 12:12 am
*stares down at the kid. Is this happening. Really*
LeSeptieme 12:13 am
*stops and just ignores the kid*
*he can wait all day, seriously. Just. Ignoring the pain somehow*
universejuice 12:14 am
*Fawful has gone days without eating 8| He will keep this up as long as he needs*
LeSeptieme 12:14 am
*he is going to feed this kid to his friends*
universejuice 12:16 am
*He lets go as soon as the voodoo starts so he can watch intently*
LeSeptieme 12:17 am
*are you serious*
LeSeptieme 12:22 am
*looks at the little green kid thing, then up at his Friends* I know y'all have been waitin' a while. *he nods to the kids* You believe in appetizers?
universejuice 12:22 am
"I am having the hungers also."
"Hungers for the meaty knowings you know." *He's just grinning that way-too-wide grin at you, Facilier =D*
LeSeptieme 12:26 am
*he just loooooks at the kid, then back at his Friends...who don't look pleased. Evidently the kid is not good noms*
universejuice 12:27 am
*The kid's soul isn't exactly nourished*
LeSeptieme 12:27 am
*the kid has a soul?*
universejuice 12:27 am
*good point*
LeSeptieme 12:30 am
*well that was a swing and a miss. He gives his Friends his best grin in the hopes they won't nom him instead, and away they go*
*he then leans on his cane and just looks down at Fawful*
universejuice 12:31 am
"8D You haves the many powers that I am wanting"
*happy bouncing on the balls of his feet* "You are to be teaching myself!"
LeSeptieme 12:32 am
"You. Want me. To teach you voodoo."
"Really."
universejuice 12:34 am
*blank smile he doesn't know the word voodoo* "no I am wanting the teaching of power and amazing."
LeSeptieme 12:35 am
*he jerks his thumb back towards where his Friends were* You want that.
universejuice 12:38 am
*peeks back at that* "They are giving me vibes of... of..." *he tries to remember the word* "Of creepy. They have fury! =D I want fury on people."
LeSeptieme 12:45 am
*he quirks an eyebrow, considering. Last thing he wants is a hanger-on, but if the kid proves to be useful...*
I don't give my services for free. 'F I start teachin' you the creepy, what'm I gettin' outta it?
universejuice 12:51 am
*puffs out chest* This one is very sneaky and can get things that people would not give without dollars in return but I give no dollars and take before they notice! And I am being of the big smartness. The dumb ones who are human shake their boots at the sizes of my brain! Things are moving and so I understand them and I can also build them because I like to. I go green and then the machines tell my brain to make them!
And I work long times without the restings or damages of careworries so I can be told to do things that you need me to do without the complaints of grumbles.
universejuice 12:53 am
I am the big meat on a bun that has many condiments of delicious usefulness! Full meal of helpful in your mouth!
LeSeptieme 12:54 am
*ohhhhhhhhhhh gad*
Looks like you use those chompers for more'n biting, hm.
S'you're a pickpocket an' a technopath.
universejuice 12:56 am
...*big words =X* I am thinking this is yes.
LeSeptieme 12:57 am
...you got no idea what I'm talkin' about.
universejuice 1:01 am
*pouts HE IS VERY SMART he will prove his awesome vocabulary to you right now* I like to pick the clothes to wear that have many pockets for keeping things in! *haha how do you like that*
I am liking the path that... has much tech though. Techyespath.
LeSeptieme 1:01 am
*okay he has had just about enough of the language fail, but he's still keeping the charm* Alright, fair 'nough.
Though I'm warnin' you now, boy, *and now he's leeeeeaning in* you bite me again an' we're through.
universejuice 1:03 am
*He makes a face at this* Only if you are not to be attempting to go with going away without me first.
LeSeptieme 1:04 am
*oh screw you, kid ._.* I ain't takin' you on every trip 'round the block.
universejuice 1:05 am
I am then not to be knowing if you'll come back.
LeSeptieme 1:07 am
*he is not bartering with a kid he is not bartering with a kid...he's bartering with a kid* I'll take ya long distance; otherwise, you stay right here. We got ourselves a deal?
*if the answer is no, he's seriously punting your little green butt to the curb*
*or attempting to without getting bitten, at the least*
universejuice 1:08 am
*He glares and pouts a little, but finally crosses his arms* For now I say yes.
LeSeptieme 1:10 am
*gets reeeeeal low - just above eye level* Lemme lay this out for ya, kid. I don't believe in for now. It's either a yes or a no. Yes gets you some creepy. No gets you thrown outta that door faster'n you can say made the wrong choice.
You gettin' me?
universejuice 1:14 am
*He wants to stay firm but that getting close thing sets him off kilter* ...Nghh. Yes.
LeSeptieme 1:20 am
*a grin, and he stands back up straight* And now we're in business.
Obviously I should never be left to my own devices pertaining to villains. Criminy.
Take the most evil villain that Disney has created in the past decade or so and set him up to prey upon the souls of the hapless and innocent in not one but TWO locations.
And give him a mentee while you're at it:
LeSeptieme 11:59 pm
I have to wonder how he and Facilier would run into each other
because let's face it, Facilier doesn't want any hangers-on
universejuice 12:00 am
This is the problem
LeSeptieme 12:00 am
The idea I'm conimg up with is Fawful sees Facilier doing one of his tricks for someone
and goes "show me"
and he goes "what no get outta here kid"
LeSeptieme 12:01 am
and Fawful follows him back to his shop
aaaaand IDK this is just what I'm thinking of at midnight |D
universejuice 12:01 am
"I does not accept the nos >("
(his Engrish is even worse)
LeSeptieme 12:02 am
"Gonna have to get used to it, kid" *points cane at him*
universejuice 12:02 am
"..."
...*bites the cane*
LeSeptieme 12:03 am
"..."
*have his best You Have Got To Be Kidding Me look*
"Get off."
universejuice 12:04 am
*Triumphant pose whilst biting harder*
LeSeptieme 12:04 am
*tries to shake him off*
universejuice 12:04 am
(I am laughing so hard this is so derp)
LeSeptieme 12:04 am
(I'm imagining it and just cracking up)
(This is so canon now)
universejuice 12:05 am
(it so is)
universejuice 12:06 am
*is uncomfortable from the jostling but hangs on, then tries to grab and pull the cane himself*
LeSeptieme 12:06 am
*no way, kid. Golf swing time*
(it's seriously only a matter of time until Facilier starts beating him against a wall*
*)
universejuice 12:07 am
*okay that works ow >'(*
*instantly jumps back up and like... probably bites his leg FAWFUL IS TOOTHY OKAY*
LeSeptieme 12:07 am
*note to self: golf swing dispatches green children. Got it*
LeSeptieme 12:08 am
Ghk-! *THWACKS HIM WITH THE BALL ON THE CANE*
*THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM KID*
universejuice 12:08 am
"GRRR >D"
universejuice 12:10 am
*All he has to do is hold on until the guy relents and he is being winner 8D*
LeSeptieme 12:12 am
*stares down at the kid. Is this happening. Really*
LeSeptieme 12:13 am
*stops and just ignores the kid*
*he can wait all day, seriously. Just. Ignoring the pain somehow*
universejuice 12:14 am
*Fawful has gone days without eating 8| He will keep this up as long as he needs*
LeSeptieme 12:14 am
*he is going to feed this kid to his friends*
universejuice 12:16 am
*He lets go as soon as the voodoo starts so he can watch intently*
LeSeptieme 12:17 am
*are you serious*
LeSeptieme 12:22 am
*looks at the little green kid thing, then up at his Friends* I know y'all have been waitin' a while. *he nods to the kids* You believe in appetizers?
universejuice 12:22 am
"I am having the hungers also."
"Hungers for the meaty knowings you know." *He's just grinning that way-too-wide grin at you, Facilier =D*
LeSeptieme 12:26 am
*he just loooooks at the kid, then back at his Friends...who don't look pleased. Evidently the kid is not good noms*
universejuice 12:27 am
*The kid's soul isn't exactly nourished*
LeSeptieme 12:27 am
*the kid has a soul?*
universejuice 12:27 am
*good point*
LeSeptieme 12:30 am
*well that was a swing and a miss. He gives his Friends his best grin in the hopes they won't nom him instead, and away they go*
*he then leans on his cane and just looks down at Fawful*
universejuice 12:31 am
"8D You haves the many powers that I am wanting"
*happy bouncing on the balls of his feet* "You are to be teaching myself!"
LeSeptieme 12:32 am
"You. Want me. To teach you voodoo."
"Really."
universejuice 12:34 am
*blank smile he doesn't know the word voodoo* "no I am wanting the teaching of power and amazing."
LeSeptieme 12:35 am
*he jerks his thumb back towards where his Friends were* You want that.
universejuice 12:38 am
*peeks back at that* "They are giving me vibes of... of..." *he tries to remember the word* "Of creepy. They have fury! =D I want fury on people."
LeSeptieme 12:45 am
*he quirks an eyebrow, considering. Last thing he wants is a hanger-on, but if the kid proves to be useful...*
I don't give my services for free. 'F I start teachin' you the creepy, what'm I gettin' outta it?
universejuice 12:51 am
*puffs out chest* This one is very sneaky and can get things that people would not give without dollars in return but I give no dollars and take before they notice! And I am being of the big smartness. The dumb ones who are human shake their boots at the sizes of my brain! Things are moving and so I understand them and I can also build them because I like to. I go green and then the machines tell my brain to make them!
And I work long times without the restings or damages of careworries so I can be told to do things that you need me to do without the complaints of grumbles.
universejuice 12:53 am
I am the big meat on a bun that has many condiments of delicious usefulness! Full meal of helpful in your mouth!
LeSeptieme 12:54 am
*ohhhhhhhhhhh gad*
Looks like you use those chompers for more'n biting, hm.
S'you're a pickpocket an' a technopath.
universejuice 12:56 am
...*big words =X* I am thinking this is yes.
LeSeptieme 12:57 am
...you got no idea what I'm talkin' about.
universejuice 1:01 am
*pouts HE IS VERY SMART he will prove his awesome vocabulary to you right now* I like to pick the clothes to wear that have many pockets for keeping things in! *haha how do you like that*
I am liking the path that... has much tech though. Techyespath.
LeSeptieme 1:01 am
*okay he has had just about enough of the language fail, but he's still keeping the charm* Alright, fair 'nough.
Though I'm warnin' you now, boy, *and now he's leeeeeaning in* you bite me again an' we're through.
universejuice 1:03 am
*He makes a face at this* Only if you are not to be attempting to go with going away without me first.
LeSeptieme 1:04 am
*oh screw you, kid ._.* I ain't takin' you on every trip 'round the block.
universejuice 1:05 am
I am then not to be knowing if you'll come back.
LeSeptieme 1:07 am
*he is not bartering with a kid he is not bartering with a kid...he's bartering with a kid* I'll take ya long distance; otherwise, you stay right here. We got ourselves a deal?
*if the answer is no, he's seriously punting your little green butt to the curb*
*or attempting to without getting bitten, at the least*
universejuice 1:08 am
*He glares and pouts a little, but finally crosses his arms* For now I say yes.
LeSeptieme 1:10 am
*gets reeeeeal low - just above eye level* Lemme lay this out for ya, kid. I don't believe in for now. It's either a yes or a no. Yes gets you some creepy. No gets you thrown outta that door faster'n you can say made the wrong choice.
You gettin' me?
universejuice 1:14 am
*He wants to stay firm but that getting close thing sets him off kilter* ...Nghh. Yes.
LeSeptieme 1:20 am
*a grin, and he stands back up straight* And now we're in business.
Obviously I should never be left to my own devices pertaining to villains. Criminy.