My Real Job
Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered what my job really is: ninja training.
Think about it:
- Wearing black is a requirement.
- Speed, precision, and accuracy are key, as is endurance.
- Vast knowledge of ingredients and compounds are part of job training.
- To outsiders, the job is mysterious - what goes on in that kitchen?
- Copious amounts of smoke happen every shift (and I still maintain that Diablo fajitas are deadlier and more effective than your average smoke bomb).
- A successfully completed mission earns you the big bucks.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a Texmex ninja.
In other news, I saw Up today. A full review will follow when ninja training hasn't worn me out.
Think about it:
- Wearing black is a requirement.
- Speed, precision, and accuracy are key, as is endurance.
- Vast knowledge of ingredients and compounds are part of job training.
- To outsiders, the job is mysterious - what goes on in that kitchen?
- Copious amounts of smoke happen every shift (and I still maintain that Diablo fajitas are deadlier and more effective than your average smoke bomb).
- A successfully completed mission earns you the big bucks.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a Texmex ninja.
In other news, I saw Up today. A full review will follow when ninja training hasn't worn me out.