Whaaaaaaaat
Portfolio review went better than I expected (very little editing, HELL YEAH). 405 take home final is not as bad as I thought it would be, though I still need to finish it.
Humanities final is tomorrow, for which I am only kind of studying. I did get a very interesting email pertaining to it, though. Here it is, cut straight from my inbox:
Hello everyone who is smart. (I'm implying if your dumb, don't continue to read or respon
I have never been to class once. I have been cheating on every test thus far by having someone else take the exam for me. I've been getting "A"s on every test so far. This finals week I have decided to take some initiative and actually study for the final instead of paying someone else $10 for an easy "A".
I need notes. So everyone especially the really smart students send me your notes. I would appreciate it if you would highlight key terms (Question: do we have key terms?)
I prefer the outline of notes to be listed in ROMAN NUMERAL with a size 12 font and TIMES NEW ROMAN... don't give me any of that child scribble stuff.
Please respond as fast as you can because I want to watch an entire season of "Friends" before I go to sleep tonight.
Sincerely your friend (if you help me)
[Name removed]
...yeah. What.
Evidently this guy is for real, since it did come from a valid Pepperdine email address and was the type of full class email you can send from Blackboard. I'm not sure if I should admire him for growing a moral backbone or report him for cheating. Hell, I'm not even sure if he's serious. Either way, crazy bastard is not getting my notes. I wonder if he'll even show up in class tomorrow.
...I just realized how much studying I have to do. This is not the first time I've considered leaning out the window and yelling HEEEEEEEEAAAALP, if only to see if it actually works.
Humanities final is tomorrow, for which I am only kind of studying. I did get a very interesting email pertaining to it, though. Here it is, cut straight from my inbox:
Hello everyone who is smart. (I'm implying if your dumb, don't continue to read or respon
I have never been to class once. I have been cheating on every test thus far by having someone else take the exam for me. I've been getting "A"s on every test so far. This finals week I have decided to take some initiative and actually study for the final instead of paying someone else $10 for an easy "A".
I need notes. So everyone especially the really smart students send me your notes. I would appreciate it if you would highlight key terms (Question: do we have key terms?)
I prefer the outline of notes to be listed in ROMAN NUMERAL with a size 12 font and TIMES NEW ROMAN... don't give me any of that child scribble stuff.
Please respond as fast as you can because I want to watch an entire season of "Friends" before I go to sleep tonight.
Sincerely your friend (if you help me)
[Name removed]
...yeah. What.
Evidently this guy is for real, since it did come from a valid Pepperdine email address and was the type of full class email you can send from Blackboard. I'm not sure if I should admire him for growing a moral backbone or report him for cheating. Hell, I'm not even sure if he's serious. Either way, crazy bastard is not getting my notes. I wonder if he'll even show up in class tomorrow.
...I just realized how much studying I have to do. This is not the first time I've considered leaning out the window and yelling HEEEEEEEEAAAALP, if only to see if it actually works.