Letters to the World, Part...Oh, Let's Go With VI

Nov 10, 2008 02:02

Dear Esteemed Sorority Sister Number 1,
Formal was fantastic. You did an awesome job setting it up and I can't vouch for everybody else, but I know I had a great time.
Much ♥s,
Me

Dear Formal Date,
QUIT. BEING. SO. GORRAM. CONFUSING. AUGH.
Not sure if I should put a ♥ here or not,
Me

Dear Brain,
If you'd like to actually buckle down and start working sometime soon, that would be fantastic. These papers aren't going to write themselves, you know.
Cracking the academic whip,
Me

Dear Term Papers/Final Projects,
Please write yourselves.
On my knees,
Me

Dear Professors,
How on Earth do you expect your students to keep up with daily assignments and do these giant papers as well? You do realize something's going to give eventually, right?
Please don't do this to your classes,
Me

Dear Religion Professor,
When the hell did you decide that requiring films as sources for the final project was a good idea? Because it really, really wasn't.
Still wishing you'd put more points into your Wisdom score,
Me

Dear Dr. Horrible soundtrack,
Please get out of my head. You're a bit distracting at times.
Catchily,
Me

Dear Adoptive Twin Sorority Sister,
Congratulations on your job! Seriously, Dreamworks. That's phenomenal, hon.
Epic amounts of ♥s,
Me

Dear Esteemed Sorority Sister Number 2,
You are a foul enabler. I totally bought that shirt because of your encouragement. XD Doesn't change the fact that it's really cute...
Highly amused,
Me

Dear Esteemed Sorority Sister Number 3,
I understand that your highly important email needed certain information in it, and I was good with that. What I was not happy about, however, was the fact that you advertised a non-sorority event at the bottom of the email while ignoring the sisterhood event that I'd planned and emailed everybody about (and I know you got that email because you replied and told me you couldn't come to the sisterhood event).
Grr argh Feeling petty,
Me

Dear Zeta Theta Chapter In General,
ILU all. Way to win at life, girls.
♥s, snaps, and pink carnations,
Me

Dear Self,
Quit worrying about those RP tags and go to bed. Knowing you, you'll catch up during History class tomorrow anyways. Take a breather and get some sleep already.
Tired,
Me

argh, formal, music, homework, classes, sorority, college, rant

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