Heroes. Oh my holy freaking cow Heroes.
After not watching this show for almost a solid year (and missing almost all of Season 2), I walk back into it cold. Freaking cold.
First Part (summary)
Mohinder...is the biggest freaking idiot on the planet with a syringe that originally gave him the power of epilepsy. He also obviously knows nothing about the Hulk either, or he'd recognize these signs.
Peter's gone God-crazy, which kinda worries me. A lot. I hate to see my religion (or anything that could be construed or confused with my religion) on TV because it always gets taken oh so badly.
SYLAR'S AS FREAKING CREEPY AS EVER, AND I STILL MAINTAIN HE EATS BRAINS.
Maya's brother's dead, isn't he?
Speaking of dead, WHY ISN'T LINDERMAN? I. WTF. WHY.
Feeling kinda bad for Matt. That buzzard may well make short work of him.
Feeling worse for Claire. That was some pretty epic trauma, and...yeah, I'm just feeling for her.
Hiro, you're kinda an idiot. We wouldn't have an overarching plot without you, but you seriously are kind of an idiot. I'm curious as to when Ando becomes a Jedi, but with Mohinder's discovery I'm not surprised to see it. I'm curious as to what causes all the explosions, though I'm seriously betting it's Clover.
I'd like to see a larger, less blurry version of this season's symbol. It definitely intrigues me, though the planet blowing the hell up is definitely worrisome.
Mere anarchy. Somehow that's just the best phrase ever.
Second Part (typing as I watch)
Okay, decapitated head was nooooot what I needed to see, future or not.
Mohinder, you're an idiot. Just. An idiot.
HOLY COW YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TELEVISION ;;;
...it's the Inconceivable guy!
...since when do people not pay Nikki for sex? And this guy is so ridiculously pushy. Take that threat at face value, buddy.
Somebody needs to send Claire's video to Xemnas. He may have some answers. OR she could get randomly saved by not!Peter, holy crap.
YOU'RE SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRINCESS OF HEART :D
If it can't be you, not!Peter, then bring back real!Peter and let him help, ya jackass.
...WTF Nikki? Yes you are.
...this is gonna be a chair turner and OH YEAH HE'S DEAD. CALLED THAT.
...who is this blonde chick, by the way? And yeeeeeah, that's a Sylar. Noah might well be dead too. IT'S NOT THAT EASY DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT OH MAAAAAAAN yeah y'all are screwed.
...or not. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Larxene.
What's the deal with Peter/not!Peter/convict!Peter? Is he suddenly intocosplay or something.
Oh, Hiro's holding the medal for hostage. That's cute. ♥
OH JEEZ NOT!PETER IS THE TERMINATOR
Okay, maybe that's *not* Nikki. It was, however, incredibly creepy. "Ice Queen" indeed.
Incredible. Mrs. Petrelli just fired Larxene. We need her in Paixao.
Hiro needs to quit being a jerk to Ando. He's going to wind up causing the betrayal at this rate.
...I rescind my earlier theory. It's not Clover who destroys the world; it's Mohinderzilla.
...Matt is not seriously talking to a turtle. He's not...hey, he really isn't. XD
Gratuitous product placement, whut.
Wait, so Linderman *is* dead? Nathan = Hayley Joel? Or he has selective invisibility? Or...something. This is possibly the biggest drug trip ever.
Joel's text said "sound manipulation." Joel is also cosplay!Peter? For whom not!Peter is looking. But putting him in someone else's body is...creepy. Just creepy as hell. What.
...yeah, I'm back on "sound manipulation." That's not just sounds, that's frequencies. That is pretty damn terrifying.
HI MOM :D
...that's just terrifying. Yeah, no, this is definitely why we call them villains.
...I guess we can call this HI MOM :D Part Two? I...that's just scary. That. What. How is she Sylar's mom. Please tell me that was metaphorical or something.
The long and short of it is, this is possibly the biggest drug trip I've seen in a very long time. For now, however, I have homework to do.
First Part (summary)
Mohinder...is the biggest freaking idiot on the planet with a syringe that originally gave him the power of epilepsy. He also obviously knows nothing about the Hulk either, or he'd recognize these signs.
Peter's gone God-crazy, which kinda worries me. A lot. I hate to see my religion (or anything that could be construed or confused with my religion) on TV because it always gets taken oh so badly.
SYLAR'S AS FREAKING CREEPY AS EVER, AND I STILL MAINTAIN HE EATS BRAINS.
Maya's brother's dead, isn't he?
Speaking of dead, WHY ISN'T LINDERMAN? I. WTF. WHY.
Feeling kinda bad for Matt. That buzzard may well make short work of him.
Feeling worse for Claire. That was some pretty epic trauma, and...yeah, I'm just feeling for her.
Hiro, you're kinda an idiot. We wouldn't have an overarching plot without you, but you seriously are kind of an idiot. I'm curious as to when Ando becomes a Jedi, but with Mohinder's discovery I'm not surprised to see it. I'm curious as to what causes all the explosions, though I'm seriously betting it's Clover.
I'd like to see a larger, less blurry version of this season's symbol. It definitely intrigues me, though the planet blowing the hell up is definitely worrisome.
Mere anarchy. Somehow that's just the best phrase ever.
Second Part (typing as I watch)
Okay, decapitated head was nooooot what I needed to see, future or not.
Mohinder, you're an idiot. Just. An idiot.
HOLY COW YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TELEVISION ;;;
...it's the Inconceivable guy!
...since when do people not pay Nikki for sex? And this guy is so ridiculously pushy. Take that threat at face value, buddy.
Somebody needs to send Claire's video to Xemnas. He may have some answers. OR she could get randomly saved by not!Peter, holy crap.
YOU'RE SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRINCESS OF HEART :D
If it can't be you, not!Peter, then bring back real!Peter and let him help, ya jackass.
...WTF Nikki? Yes you are.
...this is gonna be a chair turner and OH YEAH HE'S DEAD. CALLED THAT.
...who is this blonde chick, by the way? And yeeeeeah, that's a Sylar. Noah might well be dead too. IT'S NOT THAT EASY DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT OH MAAAAAAAN yeah y'all are screwed.
...or not. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Larxene.
What's the deal with Peter/not!Peter/convict!Peter? Is he suddenly intocosplay or something.
Oh, Hiro's holding the medal for hostage. That's cute. ♥
OH JEEZ NOT!PETER IS THE TERMINATOR
Okay, maybe that's *not* Nikki. It was, however, incredibly creepy. "Ice Queen" indeed.
Incredible. Mrs. Petrelli just fired Larxene. We need her in Paixao.
Hiro needs to quit being a jerk to Ando. He's going to wind up causing the betrayal at this rate.
...I rescind my earlier theory. It's not Clover who destroys the world; it's Mohinderzilla.
...Matt is not seriously talking to a turtle. He's not...hey, he really isn't. XD
Gratuitous product placement, whut.
Wait, so Linderman *is* dead? Nathan = Hayley Joel? Or he has selective invisibility? Or...something. This is possibly the biggest drug trip ever.
Joel's text said "sound manipulation." Joel is also cosplay!Peter? For whom not!Peter is looking. But putting him in someone else's body is...creepy. Just creepy as hell. What.
...yeah, I'm back on "sound manipulation." That's not just sounds, that's frequencies. That is pretty damn terrifying.
HI MOM :D
...that's just terrifying. Yeah, no, this is definitely why we call them villains.
...I guess we can call this HI MOM :D Part Two? I...that's just scary. That. What. How is she Sylar's mom. Please tell me that was metaphorical or something.
The long and short of it is, this is possibly the biggest drug trip I've seen in a very long time. For now, however, I have homework to do.