You know your brain is fried WHEN...
My excuse is, I didn't really take time off from my papers to write this. It came to me while I was in the shower.
My disclaimer is, I don't own the tune and finals have eaten my brain.
My instructions are, sing to the tune of Still Alive.
This is a paper
I’m making a note here: “Please reword”
It’s hard to overstate my apprehension
Pepperdine finals
We write what we’ve learned
It’s for a grade
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who have failed
But there’s no sense crying over what your friends think
You just keep on writing ‘til you run out of ink
And the paper gets done and you have some great fun
With the people who have passed the class
I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you stole my work and used it
The teacher caught you
And dropped all your grades down to zeros
As they fell I laughed because
I’m not the plagiarist here
Now these words and phrases make a beautiful line
And it’s due today; I’m turning it in on time
So I’m glad you got burned
Think of all the things we learned
We the people who have passed the class
Go ahead and drop out
I think I prefer to stay enrolled
Maybe you’ll find someone else to teach you
Maybe a tutor
That was a joke: ha ha, fat chance
Anyways this A is great
It’s so delicious and fat
Look at me still talking when there’s writing to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I have papers left to pack
There’s a party in the back
For the people who have passed the class
And believe me I have passed the class
I’m doing English and I’ve passed the class
I feel fantastic and I’ve passed the class
When you’re failing I’ll have passed the class
And when you’ve failed I’ll have passed the class
Passed the class
Passed the class
The sad thing is, about ten minutes after I finished this, I started rewording it AGAIN, this time as a recruiting song for my sorority. "Gamma Phi Beta/we do what we do because we care/for the good of our philanthropy and all of our girls..."
Watch it be accepted and our entire fall pledge class be gamers. I'd be happy. XD
My disclaimer is, I don't own the tune and finals have eaten my brain.
My instructions are, sing to the tune of Still Alive.
This is a paper
I’m making a note here: “Please reword”
It’s hard to overstate my apprehension
Pepperdine finals
We write what we’ve learned
It’s for a grade
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who have failed
But there’s no sense crying over what your friends think
You just keep on writing ‘til you run out of ink
And the paper gets done and you have some great fun
With the people who have passed the class
I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you stole my work and used it
The teacher caught you
And dropped all your grades down to zeros
As they fell I laughed because
I’m not the plagiarist here
Now these words and phrases make a beautiful line
And it’s due today; I’m turning it in on time
So I’m glad you got burned
Think of all the things we learned
We the people who have passed the class
Go ahead and drop out
I think I prefer to stay enrolled
Maybe you’ll find someone else to teach you
Maybe a tutor
That was a joke: ha ha, fat chance
Anyways this A is great
It’s so delicious and fat
Look at me still talking when there’s writing to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I have papers left to pack
There’s a party in the back
For the people who have passed the class
And believe me I have passed the class
I’m doing English and I’ve passed the class
I feel fantastic and I’ve passed the class
When you’re failing I’ll have passed the class
And when you’ve failed I’ll have passed the class
Passed the class
Passed the class
The sad thing is, about ten minutes after I finished this, I started rewording it AGAIN, this time as a recruiting song for my sorority. "Gamma Phi Beta/we do what we do because we care/for the good of our philanthropy and all of our girls..."
Watch it be accepted and our entire fall pledge class be gamers. I'd be happy. XD