No, seriously, I'm NOT dead! Proof below!
Okay so it's been about... 4-esque months since my last entry, but theres a good reason! Ready for it?
...I had a case of 'Rectal Slugs'. Yeah, I know... sounds pretty damn painful - but it doesn't stop there! Oh, no. I also has an 'excessive amount of blood in my stool'. How much is "excessive"? I could tell you but I have decided some things should stay private...
What? You don't beleive my story? You don't think I labored tirelessly for hours scraping away the slug eggs from my colon? Hired the most talented technicians from around the globe? Had countless tests done to my stool just to discover that the bacteria was becoming sentient, and I had to quarintined at an undisclosed location for 3 1/2 months while I was cured... kinda. You don't beleive that?
Damn! And it was such a good story too - no plotholes or anything. HEHEHE - Holes!
Okay, so I'll spare you anymore details and leave it at this ... if jimmy cracked corn and no one cares.. why's the boy still doin' it?!
...I had a case of 'Rectal Slugs'. Yeah, I know... sounds pretty damn painful - but it doesn't stop there! Oh, no. I also has an 'excessive amount of blood in my stool'. How much is "excessive"? I could tell you but I have decided some things should stay private...
What? You don't beleive my story? You don't think I labored tirelessly for hours scraping away the slug eggs from my colon? Hired the most talented technicians from around the globe? Had countless tests done to my stool just to discover that the bacteria was becoming sentient, and I had to quarintined at an undisclosed location for 3 1/2 months while I was cured... kinda. You don't beleive that?
Damn! And it was such a good story too - no plotholes or anything. HEHEHE - Holes!
Okay, so I'll spare you anymore details and leave it at this ... if jimmy cracked corn and no one cares.. why's the boy still doin' it?!