Who the hell puts ranch dressing in an espresso drink?
I <3 that my last public entry ended up with 15 comments. Making it say "15 strangers Dancing" XDXDXD
I had this dream that an English Teacher at school that's really awesome, I call him "Sensei", he was holding a poetry slam at the coffee shop where I work. And I was up at the bar where we make the coffee drinks at the cash register. And who walks in and up to my counter? Jared Fucking Leto. And he sighs and holds money up to me and says "Yeah, three specials please." I'm just like "Uh, three what sir?"
"You know. Three of the special coffee drinks." And he sounds all annoyed.
"I'm sorry sir. I don't know what you mean." and he huffs at me.
"Look. Don't play dumb all right? Just get me three of the specials."
"Sir, I don't know what drinks you're talking about. I've worked here two years and we have never had a coffee drink here called a 'special'."
"What? Are you stupid or something?!" He yells at me! Fucking yells at me! And I got all mad that he said that and said,
"Yeah! I am stupid! Because this is my natural hair color!" WTF? Blonde is my natural color btw. And he gets all huffy about that and starts to storm off and I say "Wait!" and he turns around.
"What?"
"Are you Jared Leto?" Completely NOT the time to ask. And he scoffs, smiles all smug like that one scene in Alexander and says,
"You're good." and leaves. So like I run over to the other counter to do some weird dream task and come back and Sensei is at the counter taking Jared's money.
"Sensei?" I ask.
"Yes?"
"Is there such a drink called a 'special'?" and he says
"Yeah. There is." Once again, Jared smiles all superiorly at me. "It's got milk, espresso, and ranch dressing in it."
"Oh. Okay." And I just feel stupid. "Well do you think maybe next time you guys could tell me about any super secret special drinks so that when some one asks for it I can serve it to them?" and then I lean over the counter at Jared and say, "You were right. And I was wrong."
and he shouts "You admited it!"
then I woke up.
It has been decided that the name choices for the Jared L./Jensen community will be something really simple and basic so people know exactly what it is. The three choices are:
jsquaredslash
JaredL_JensenA
JensenLeto
Sub-title names are still being decided. Suggestions are overly apperciated.
I had this dream that an English Teacher at school that's really awesome, I call him "Sensei", he was holding a poetry slam at the coffee shop where I work. And I was up at the bar where we make the coffee drinks at the cash register. And who walks in and up to my counter? Jared Fucking Leto. And he sighs and holds money up to me and says "Yeah, three specials please." I'm just like "Uh, three what sir?"
"You know. Three of the special coffee drinks." And he sounds all annoyed.
"I'm sorry sir. I don't know what you mean." and he huffs at me.
"Look. Don't play dumb all right? Just get me three of the specials."
"Sir, I don't know what drinks you're talking about. I've worked here two years and we have never had a coffee drink here called a 'special'."
"What? Are you stupid or something?!" He yells at me! Fucking yells at me! And I got all mad that he said that and said,
"Yeah! I am stupid! Because this is my natural hair color!" WTF? Blonde is my natural color btw. And he gets all huffy about that and starts to storm off and I say "Wait!" and he turns around.
"What?"
"Are you Jared Leto?" Completely NOT the time to ask. And he scoffs, smiles all smug like that one scene in Alexander and says,
"You're good." and leaves. So like I run over to the other counter to do some weird dream task and come back and Sensei is at the counter taking Jared's money.
"Sensei?" I ask.
"Yes?"
"Is there such a drink called a 'special'?" and he says
"Yeah. There is." Once again, Jared smiles all superiorly at me. "It's got milk, espresso, and ranch dressing in it."
"Oh. Okay." And I just feel stupid. "Well do you think maybe next time you guys could tell me about any super secret special drinks so that when some one asks for it I can serve it to them?" and then I lean over the counter at Jared and say, "You were right. And I was wrong."
and he shouts "You admited it!"
then I woke up.
It has been decided that the name choices for the Jared L./Jensen community will be something really simple and basic so people know exactly what it is. The three choices are:
jsquaredslash
JaredL_JensenA
JensenLeto
Sub-title names are still being decided. Suggestions are overly apperciated.