2 Slade/Robin Fanarts

Aug 29, 2005 01:33

First, this little pretty of mine, which I'm going to have a small drabble/ficlet of later in the week if Kat continues to push for it, and I'm not loaded with homework.

We Truly Are Alike

Hee... Okay, This second one's a little bit out of season (like, 4 *months* at least), however, I'm as impatient as Robin is when it comes to showing off. Warning! This one has nudity, and is *not* work safe.

Slade's Christmas Present


Yami: Slade would want a Robin for Christmas.

Kat: Doesn't *everyone* want a Robin for Christmas?

Yami: Slade, sitting in his lair on Christmas eve. Looking depressed.

Kat: Oooh.

Kat: Depressed Slades are fun.

Yami: Red X creeps in, pulling a red velvet Santa's bag in with him.

Cosmic: YES!

Kat: Red!

Kat: Eeee!

Kat: I like this so far.

Yami: Red: Got ya a present for Christmas!

Kat: *grins*

Yami: Slade: *annoyed, yet curious* How'd you find my hide out?

Yami: Red: *whistles cheerfully* Wouldn't ya like to know? But back to your present... *drags the bow-tied bag in front of Slade*

Yami: Slade narrows his eye, but stands up, and pulls the ribbon. The bag falls open, and there's Robin, trussed up in red and green ribbon and nothing else but his mask, *glaring*.

Kat: I want to know how Red *got* him there.

Cosmic: Lots of eggnog.

Kat: *snickers* Spiked, naturally.

Cosmic: Robin thinking Cyborg left it out for him or something.

Yami: And well... Slade perks *right* up.

Kat: I'd perk up too.

Cosmic: Red: Tis' the season for sharing.

Kat: *grins*

Kat: *whispers* OT3!

Yami: Slade: Ah, but I didn't get you a present, Red X...

Kat: *cough*

Cosmic: Red: I'll put it on your tab. *smirks*

Kat: *snerks*

Kat: I love Red.

Cosmic: He knows full well that Slade will give as good as he gets.

Cosmic: If not better.

Kat: RObin's going to *hurt* them.

Kat: If he can.

Yami: Too tangled in ribbon at the moment, unfortunately.

Kat: He'll remember it.

Yami: Oh, yes... And come next Christmas...

Cosmic: Lol

Kat: (And be kind of glad Red did it. but he's not going to *say* that.)

Cosmic: Tyler, crawling out of bed with bed hair, to a messy room, mom yelling at the tv downstairs...

Kat: Ooooh.

Cosmic: And..."Okay..." that wasn't there before.

Kat: Hee.

Cosmic: Huge box by his door and, well, that could have been there for hours. Tyler hadn't had plans for getting up today at all.

Yami: Eee...

Cosmic: "Holy crap," he suddenly says, coming around enough to actually see the 'S' shaded into the side of the box.

Kat: *grins and bounces*

Kat: What did he get

Cosmic: He thinks his legs might give out. He's in boxers and apparenlty alone in his room. Last Christmas a really distant memory.

Cosmic: Robin had *earned* it, taking the belt.

Kat: True.

Cosmic: But...well, Red *should* have seen this coming. Fuck, he should have!

Yami: Beeheee....

Kat: Tell me!

Kat: What did he get?

Cosmic: He's not sure if the box is going to explode with something dangerous or...maybe just explode with a very tied up...

Yami: *snickers*

Kat: *Tease*, Stacy.

Kat: Stop that.

Cosmic: He's halfway through cutting the tape before he thinks 'mask!'.

Cosmic: Explosives aside, if Slade was in his room while he *slept*, he really shouldn't be worried about if Slade wanted him dead.

Kat: Smart boy.

Cosmic: It takes him too many agonizing minutes to find the mask.

Kat: Robin, on the other hand, doesn't know where he lives.

Cosmic: It's under his bed, behind a ton of crap.

Kat: ANd it might be Robin in the box.

Kat: *snickers*

Kat: He *would* have it on the bed.

Cosmic: And by the time he gets that fixed into place, he knows for a fact he can't waste any more time with the rest of his suit.

Cosmic: It's been too many weeks since Red's gone out.

Cosmic: Bidding farewell to a very shocked Tyler, Red X, in striped boxers, tugs at the box and listens to the tape rip.

Cosmic: He doesn't care if it's too much noise.

Cosmic: If his mom comes in (she never *ever* does), he's sure she won't care if there's a trussed up kid with her son

Kat: "Red X in striped boxers". Hee.

Cosmic: She never. Ever. Does.

Kat: *pets Red*

Cosmic: Cardboard tape flies, and the box makes a ripping sound when he pulls it open.

Yami: Awe... Angsty pretty boy! *glomps Red*

Cosmic: "Holy f---" it's Christmas, he thinks, and cuts back.

Cosmic: Inside is Robin.

Cosmic: But...it's not Robin.

Kat: ...

Kat: Dude.

Yami: *blinks*

Kat: *Dude*

Kat: It's Dick, isn't it.

Cosmic: He knew Slade could make copies but...holy shit!

Kat: Ah.

Kat: Wow.

Yami: Robot Robin!

Cosmic: And before he can pull the entire side of the box down, he sees the note taped on the front, on Robin's chest.

Cosmic: His fingers, clammy and cold in the December morning shake when he snatches it off.

Cosmic: 'It's not the real thing.'

Cosmic: "Well no shit?"

Cosmic: Red says, still shaking. Still the best present ever.

Cosmic: He flips the note over and...there's an address.

Cosmic: And a time listed.

Kat: ...

Kat: Slade is a *genius*.

Cosmic: Red X gives the room a cursary look around. No Slade in closet. No blinking red lights visable.

Yami: Beehee! Slade's totally got a repeat of last Christmas ready to go, doesn't he?

Cosmic: So he gets up and dances around, fingers digging into his palms and his joy uncontainable.

Kat: *snickers*

Kat: Aw.

Kat: He's so *cute*.

Cosmic: "TYLER!!!"

Cosmic: He can hear his mom from the bottom of the stairs. "STOP JUMPING AROUND UP THERE!"

Cosmic: Red stops to breathe, still feeling silly. Still feeling undeniably...*something*.

Cosmic: "COME GET SOME WAFFLES!"

Cosmic: "Waffles?"

Cosmic: His mom made him...waffles?

Kat: Huh?

Yami: Isn't that... different?

Cosmic: Yeah, he grins. He's got enough time for waffles, before he can find the rest of his suit and Robin.

Kat: That *is* different.

Cosmic: I'm not entirely evil.

Cosmic: Geez.

Cosmic: It's Christmas. Red needs a very happy day.

Kat: That's got to be the best Christmas *ever*.

Cosmic: Robin, smelling like eggnog again.

Cosmic: "You smell like syrup."

Kat: Hee.

Cosmic: Red hugs himself. "I KNOW!"

Cosmic: Like it's the greatest thing ever.

Kat: Aw. I want to hug him.

Cosmic: And Robin's very weirded out.

Kat: *hugs him*

Cosmic: And also very tied up.

Kat: Hee.

Kat: Slade does give good presents.

Cosmic: Slade's way of saying "here's payback, but I keep him later."

Cosmic: Thus, Red's got something else to play with.

Kat: *nods*

Yami: Hee!

Kat: Makes sense,

Cosmic: THough in a few years, Robin's going to learn how to give presents too.

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