"I'm a coupon!"
The tightwad bitch holding me up at the register doesn't know I had just gotten mauled by my cat, the bloodthirsty pussy doesn't know I had just been subjected to an hour of drug-addled ranting, the ranter doesn't know I had just spent 13 hours wasting my creative powers under a fucking timeclock, my supervisor on the clock doesn't know I had almost been crushed into metallic chum on the highway on the way to work..............and allllllllllll these motherfuckers don't know that they can't touch me, they think they're close but they're miles off and slow, slow, slow.
...yeah, even the cat.
...yeah, even the cat.