Ni Juu Go Sai
Yes indeed, yesterday was my birthday and in honor of my further deterioration (and for complete fucking lack of anything better to write...), here's my current list of martial arts-related injuries:
-Pulled shoulder muscle from overdoing sword suburi
-deep bone bruising on my left knee
-decorative purple forearm bruisings due to someone's crushing grip during a yonkyo pin.....
-official "Rocky"(tm) brand mouse under my left eyebrow as a result of taking a pretty good tegatana strike right in the face
-joint-fluid cyst on my left foot, probably from stressing the joint capsule from taking bad rolls
-blood blister under right toenail due to a heavy, clumsy bastard like Charles smashing my poor digit with his knee
-scar #1,586( number slightly exaggerated...maybe) on my hands from careless fingernails clawing me during a grab
-compound fracture of my right shin w/partial amputation of my genitals due to flying bone shrapnel, i.e. ohgodjimmyIcanseethebonesinmylegsIcanseethebonesinmyfuckingleeeeeeegs!!!!
....that last one may be a lie.........
-Pulled shoulder muscle from overdoing sword suburi
-deep bone bruising on my left knee
-decorative purple forearm bruisings due to someone's crushing grip during a yonkyo pin.....
-official "Rocky"(tm) brand mouse under my left eyebrow as a result of taking a pretty good tegatana strike right in the face
-joint-fluid cyst on my left foot, probably from stressing the joint capsule from taking bad rolls
-blood blister under right toenail due to a heavy, clumsy bastard like Charles smashing my poor digit with his knee
-scar #1,586( number slightly exaggerated...maybe) on my hands from careless fingernails clawing me during a grab
-compound fracture of my right shin w/partial amputation of my genitals due to flying bone shrapnel, i.e. ohgodjimmyIcanseethebonesinmylegsIcanseethebonesinmyfuckingleeeeeeegs!!!!
....that last one may be a lie.........