If NEWS Were In Hogwarts
I’m sure it has ever across ur mind too. Combine two things that we like into one is always fun XD so,
~Let’s Play A Sorting Hat~
(And this one is going to be long. U’ve been warned)
Slytherin is known for their pride of pure blood and Ryo, as long as I can remember, is proud for his Osaka blood. And his bossy n superior attitude, his poisonous tongue, the way he humiliate people on national TV (poor Ueda XD)…I could think of nothing but Slytherin, eventhough actually he’s a softie inside. Maybe that is the only thing that would prevent him joining the dark Lord if he were in HP universe XD Although seeing him as a Death Eater would be a thing. Oh, and I can see him telling Hermione to get a hair cut as his ultimate insult XD
Kei chan. Oh Kei chan. I love Kei chan <333333
…wait, that’s not the point.
If Kei chan is not a Hufflepuff, then grass isn't green.
Yes he might have Gryffindor traits, but its dormant or covered by his significant Hufflepuff traits. If he’s a Ravenclaw, there wouldn’t be that Miss Cool incident (listen to kchan news if u don’t know what I’m talking about), and if he’s a Slytherin, then Nagase Tomoya is a girl. Enough said.
Yamashita Tomohisa. Easy peasy. All about him screams Gryffindor. If u read his jweb, read many translated articles etc, u would agree with me that he belongs in Gryffindor: dauntless, loyal, strong willed and so on. To sum him up, here, have a snippet of his jweb (and no, it’s not about food):
Recently, there is nothing that will make me panic
Because just being alive is blissful/fortunate
But I heard Japan has the highest number of people who commit suicide.
Why is that so?
If you are able to see things from many different point of views, you will definitely be able to find for yourself a happy way out/cozy and comfortable dwelling
Why give up?
I am determine that i will never give up until I die!
I must realize my dreams
That is what I believe
(translation: hope_rei@LJ)
Yes, a Gryffindor. Q.E.D
I could imagine him being best friend with Billy Weasley and spending their times talking passionately about dragons while drinking Butter Beer. Oh and to the opposite, Veela would be the ones who fall for the sheer presence of him instead of him being dumb founded by them. Bcos u just cant ignore that pretty face. (Or maybe it’s just bcoz the Veela wanted to know what spell he used to do the perm that used to be on top of his head)
Shigeaki Kato. The name defines smart, well informed, love to learn and witty. He’s Ravenclaw from head to toe, hands down. Though he might had hidden quality that could make him stay in another house, just like Hermione who’s all brainy but yet the Sorting Hat put her in Gryffindor for other traits that lay beneath her. But I just don’t think he belongs there, the all brave and glory persona house. Yes he’s a loyal friend, but not the kind that would go anywhere to save the friend even if it means die, like most Gryffindor. He would rather save them with witty strategy and would very much keep everyone stay alive.
That’s what he would do.
That’s what Ravenclaw would do.
Though sometimes he’s so proud with his brain that I tempted to put him in Slytherin for a pedantic person he could become. But hey, he’s also too timid to become a member of a house who’s notorious with their excessive aggressiveness.
Massu is so simple and yet complicated. But for me, he’s the yellow and black stripes Hufflepuff. He is strong physically, but doesn’t like to confront people unlike Slytherin. He’s not easily daunted (unless we talk about bugs. or dogs. or any kind of animal really) but prefer play safe than dauntless action (sometimes even careless) unlike Gryffindor. And he’s not known for oh so great brain power unlike Ravenclaw. He has the power but down to earth, he has his class but doesn’t like to discriminate, he’s friendly but fair. He’s a Hufflepuff, the humble personality who treats everybody the same.
And yellow suits him 8D!
Of course he would become a Quidditch player even though he didn’t want to at first, but the rest of Hufflepuff forced him to become a part of the team bcoz his athletic built. And he would become a cute but deadly beater <3 Don’t fall for the smile Harry, bcoz with those wondrous arms, opponents would pretty much ended up in madam Pomfrey clinic for breaking bones :)
Tegoshi. Oh Tegoshi.
Tegoshi Yuya is everything but modest. He’s intelligent, dauntless, cunning, ambitious (and looks good in girl's outfit...wait, not related) but definitely not humble and has always known like to look down at people. So Hufflepuff is out of question. The house is so not meant for him. Actually for me he’s the one the most hard to decide which house he belongs to bcoz like aforementioned, he has so many traits that qualify the other 3 houses. But in the end I decided to put him in Slytherin bcos his most infamous behavior: cunning and look down at people XD
The way he manipulate people to do/give what he wants, the way he talk, the way he enjoy bullying (Shige), the way he HATES to lose n that ambition of his for aiming something big, for me those traits are so Slytherin.
He would be kick ass in Quidditch and made an awesome Seeker. The small feature would help him a lot in moving around, or should I say flying around, and ducking the budgers. Oh yeah, he would be an awesome Slytherin. He would used his smile, cute face, fabulous tone in speaking and every single person that he wants will fall for his manipulative charms. He got his way to make Koyama pampered him, Massu accompany him anywhere he wants, Yamapi had a soft heart for him and Shige became stupid by willingly brush his hair everyday. Ryo became his best buddy is by default. And Snape is totally taking him drink to Hogsmeade. Tegoshi would become a Slytherin that pissed off Draco Malfoy very much XD Wouldnt that be beautiful to see? >8D
For Uchi n Kusano, i believe with all my heart Kusano would be in Gryffindor (nottipi!) And there wouldn't be duo naughty-silly role in Hogwarts, bcoz it would be trio : Fred Weasley, George Weasley and Kusano Hironori. And as for Uchi, well, i'm not quite sure, but Slytherin i guess. Wait, *thinking*...yeah, Slytherin XD
And just when i thought all of that is impossible and only my wishful thinking bcoz hey, there's no connection between the Japanese Johnny's School of Idols and the English Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...i found these (thank you masit chan)
(found it somewhere on the internet universe, will take down if there's any issue)
Dreams come true!!! and lol at Yamapi being Slytherin amongst Gryffindor.
From the quiz that claimed to be the most scientific Harry Potter quiz ever (haha) that I took, this is my result.
Actually this is not my 1st result, I didn’t save it thus I took the quiz again. But the result is pretty much the same, only the amount of the scores that are different. I got Ravenclaw as my highest score, therefore it thinks I belong in Ravenclaw. But the rest of the result piques my interest. I got Slytherin as second place! XD (anyone surprised? I don’t think so XD) But, only one point away too from Hufflepuff. So i guess it gives a good balance XD And I am in no way is a Gryffindor. My point for it is quite low.
So I remember what Dumbledore told Harry, that we are what we choose. Harry himself was almost put in Slytherin by the Sorting Hat bcoz according to it, he has the quality and would made an awesome future in Slytherin. But as we all know, Harry said no, he has the quality to become a Slytherin, but choose to not become one. So u may have the quality to become bad, and it might be quite dominant. But u always have an option to not become one and fight ur bad traits. It’s all in ur hand. And ur final decision shows how great u are, or how greatly bad u are.
It’s all in ur hand.
Did my grammar/tenses errors kill u?
I'm sure it did ;)
Lastly, all my rambling above could sum up in...~*lumos!*~...that one banner that i use right now of course.
And i might get killed for this but...but...i cant help it ><
Ladies and gentlemen, the battle of wit....not.
When i saw that scan, that is the first thing that came into my mind *facepalms*
This is not an insult or any kind ok folks, this is purely a joke.
....though i wonder who would win ;D
~Let’s Play A Sorting Hat~
(And this one is going to be long. U’ve been warned)
Slytherin is known for their pride of pure blood and Ryo, as long as I can remember, is proud for his Osaka blood. And his bossy n superior attitude, his poisonous tongue, the way he humiliate people on national TV (poor Ueda XD)…I could think of nothing but Slytherin, eventhough actually he’s a softie inside. Maybe that is the only thing that would prevent him joining the dark Lord if he were in HP universe XD Although seeing him as a Death Eater would be a thing. Oh, and I can see him telling Hermione to get a hair cut as his ultimate insult XD
Kei chan. Oh Kei chan. I love Kei chan <333333
…wait, that’s not the point.
If Kei chan is not a Hufflepuff, then grass isn't green.
Yes he might have Gryffindor traits, but its dormant or covered by his significant Hufflepuff traits. If he’s a Ravenclaw, there wouldn’t be that Miss Cool incident (listen to kchan news if u don’t know what I’m talking about), and if he’s a Slytherin, then Nagase Tomoya is a girl. Enough said.
Yamashita Tomohisa. Easy peasy. All about him screams Gryffindor. If u read his jweb, read many translated articles etc, u would agree with me that he belongs in Gryffindor: dauntless, loyal, strong willed and so on. To sum him up, here, have a snippet of his jweb (and no, it’s not about food):
Recently, there is nothing that will make me panic
Because just being alive is blissful/fortunate
But I heard Japan has the highest number of people who commit suicide.
Why is that so?
If you are able to see things from many different point of views, you will definitely be able to find for yourself a happy way out/cozy and comfortable dwelling
Why give up?
I am determine that i will never give up until I die!
I must realize my dreams
That is what I believe
(translation: hope_rei@LJ)
Yes, a Gryffindor. Q.E.D
I could imagine him being best friend with Billy Weasley and spending their times talking passionately about dragons while drinking Butter Beer. Oh and to the opposite, Veela would be the ones who fall for the sheer presence of him instead of him being dumb founded by them. Bcos u just cant ignore that pretty face. (Or maybe it’s just bcoz the Veela wanted to know what spell he used to do the perm that used to be on top of his head)
Shigeaki Kato. The name defines smart, well informed, love to learn and witty. He’s Ravenclaw from head to toe, hands down. Though he might had hidden quality that could make him stay in another house, just like Hermione who’s all brainy but yet the Sorting Hat put her in Gryffindor for other traits that lay beneath her. But I just don’t think he belongs there, the all brave and glory persona house. Yes he’s a loyal friend, but not the kind that would go anywhere to save the friend even if it means die, like most Gryffindor. He would rather save them with witty strategy and would very much keep everyone stay alive.
That’s what he would do.
That’s what Ravenclaw would do.
Though sometimes he’s so proud with his brain that I tempted to put him in Slytherin for a pedantic person he could become. But hey, he’s also too timid to become a member of a house who’s notorious with their excessive aggressiveness.
Massu is so simple and yet complicated. But for me, he’s the yellow and black stripes Hufflepuff. He is strong physically, but doesn’t like to confront people unlike Slytherin. He’s not easily daunted (unless we talk about bugs. or dogs. or any kind of animal really) but prefer play safe than dauntless action (sometimes even careless) unlike Gryffindor. And he’s not known for oh so great brain power unlike Ravenclaw. He has the power but down to earth, he has his class but doesn’t like to discriminate, he’s friendly but fair. He’s a Hufflepuff, the humble personality who treats everybody the same.
And yellow suits him 8D!
Of course he would become a Quidditch player even though he didn’t want to at first, but the rest of Hufflepuff forced him to become a part of the team bcoz his athletic built. And he would become a cute but deadly beater <3 Don’t fall for the smile Harry, bcoz with those wondrous arms, opponents would pretty much ended up in madam Pomfrey clinic for breaking bones :)
Tegoshi. Oh Tegoshi.
Tegoshi Yuya is everything but modest. He’s intelligent, dauntless, cunning, ambitious (and looks good in girl's outfit...wait, not related) but definitely not humble and has always known like to look down at people. So Hufflepuff is out of question. The house is so not meant for him. Actually for me he’s the one the most hard to decide which house he belongs to bcoz like aforementioned, he has so many traits that qualify the other 3 houses. But in the end I decided to put him in Slytherin bcos his most infamous behavior: cunning and look down at people XD
The way he manipulate people to do/give what he wants, the way he talk, the way he enjoy bullying (Shige), the way he HATES to lose n that ambition of his for aiming something big, for me those traits are so Slytherin.
He would be kick ass in Quidditch and made an awesome Seeker. The small feature would help him a lot in moving around, or should I say flying around, and ducking the budgers. Oh yeah, he would be an awesome Slytherin. He would used his smile, cute face, fabulous tone in speaking and every single person that he wants will fall for his manipulative charms. He got his way to make Koyama pampered him, Massu accompany him anywhere he wants, Yamapi had a soft heart for him and Shige became stupid by willingly brush his hair everyday. Ryo became his best buddy is by default. And Snape is totally taking him drink to Hogsmeade. Tegoshi would become a Slytherin that pissed off Draco Malfoy very much XD Wouldnt that be beautiful to see? >8D
For Uchi n Kusano, i believe with all my heart Kusano would be in Gryffindor (nottipi!) And there wouldn't be duo naughty-silly role in Hogwarts, bcoz it would be trio : Fred Weasley, George Weasley and Kusano Hironori. And as for Uchi, well, i'm not quite sure, but Slytherin i guess. Wait, *thinking*...yeah, Slytherin XD
And just when i thought all of that is impossible and only my wishful thinking bcoz hey, there's no connection between the Japanese Johnny's School of Idols and the English Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...i found these (thank you masit chan)
(found it somewhere on the internet universe, will take down if there's any issue)
Dreams come true!!! and lol at Yamapi being Slytherin amongst Gryffindor.
From the quiz that claimed to be the most scientific Harry Potter quiz ever (haha) that I took, this is my result.
Actually this is not my 1st result, I didn’t save it thus I took the quiz again. But the result is pretty much the same, only the amount of the scores that are different. I got Ravenclaw as my highest score, therefore it thinks I belong in Ravenclaw. But the rest of the result piques my interest. I got Slytherin as second place! XD (anyone surprised? I don’t think so XD) But, only one point away too from Hufflepuff. So i guess it gives a good balance XD And I am in no way is a Gryffindor. My point for it is quite low.
So I remember what Dumbledore told Harry, that we are what we choose. Harry himself was almost put in Slytherin by the Sorting Hat bcoz according to it, he has the quality and would made an awesome future in Slytherin. But as we all know, Harry said no, he has the quality to become a Slytherin, but choose to not become one. So u may have the quality to become bad, and it might be quite dominant. But u always have an option to not become one and fight ur bad traits. It’s all in ur hand. And ur final decision shows how great u are, or how greatly bad u are.
It’s all in ur hand.
Did my grammar/tenses errors kill u?
I'm sure it did ;)
Lastly, all my rambling above could sum up in...~*lumos!*~...that one banner that i use right now of course.
And i might get killed for this but...but...i cant help it ><
Ladies and gentlemen, the battle of wit....not.
When i saw that scan, that is the first thing that came into my mind *facepalms*
This is not an insult or any kind ok folks, this is purely a joke.
....though i wonder who would win ;D