5 Ways to Detect A JE Fan Around Ur Area...
M2Z, i'm sorry for spamming with another crossposting old-lame entry from MP XD;;
on random thoughts, 5 ways to detect a JE fan around ur area...
ever felt like u r the one and only JE fan in the neighborhood?
u feel lonely and curious if there's any JE fan around beside urself in the area?
but u r too shy to speak out that u r a JE fan and prefer to find partner in crime secretly? or maybe this one girl that sit next to u in the bus could be a JE fan?
5 (retarded) ways to find out :
1. wear anything JE related.
it could be a pin with eito logo on it, shirt with 'the world needs koyamama' written on it or 'i love sexy osaka man'...anything. as long as it's JE related...and if the target looks at u with excited smile and sparkling eyes..she could be one of u ^ ^b
2. hum random songs.
nothing better to detect a JE fan than sing JE song as bait....
"daite daite seniorita..."
but dont sing aloud, just hum softly...and if even with ur soft gentle voice she completely distracted and look at u in awe and shock but glowing...no doubt, JE fan alert! go get her baby XD
3. use certain popular words...
like konbanchiwa, tabai! or don dakeeee? to respond things when u're talking with ur friends. and if the target girl that stand next to u look at u and say "heeeeee??" then she could be a JE fan too XD
4. do the epic hand gesture.
want to find JE fans among mass freshmen at school? u could use introduction part as a chance. when u introduce urself, make sure u put ur right hand near ur face, palm wide open, fingers stretch and shout: "tegoshi deeesu"
just ignore those amused people. the ones that look at u with adoration is what u searching for XDD
or if u'r on a public transportation thus impossible to introducing ur self to a target girl that sits quite far from u, hand gesture still works. bless johnny's for giving us a lot of epic handgestures to mimic. u can do tackey & tsubasa's venus hand gesture....
or yamapi's gomen ne juliet...
dont worry, people would thought that u just doing some exercise when doing 'venus' or that u're practicing ur sign languange for mute when doing gomen ne juliet...
5. just ask.
if u curious with a girl that sits next to u who wears extraordinary pattern Tshirt with green polka dot pajamas...just approach her and ask : hi. i'm sorry but i wonder if u r a massu fan bcoz u kinda umm...share the same fashion sense with him...
that is if u have enough guts to do so XDD
if none of those works and u still couldnt find any JE fans around ur neighborhood, at least ur acts r memorable and people surely will remember u...as a girl who dance in the bus with funny hand gesture...
come on..it couldnt be that bad XDDD
gosh...this is made of fail...why i always write stupid things...*facepalms*