ANNOYEDFACE.

[yamakasi]

for those that don't know this about me, i have this long-running bad history with bugs. a feud, almost. they always seem to attack me -- they're really quite intelligent (and i'm not being paranoid about this). i've been bitten by mosquitos when there were none around (they adore my blood, srsly), or when i've stepped outside for <5mins and nobody

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[sister]

this was the most disgusting post i have ever read on livejournal and i think i am a worse, more paranoid person because of it!!!

[yamakasi]

:D i actually feel quite proud right now.

[mozart]

youve really found a worm in an apple? I thought that was just a saying! If you keep flour in the freezer nothing will get in it, thats what we do! It makes me wonder why bugs get into flour, but not sugar. We leave sugarbags open in the pantry, and nothing ever gets in it. I didnt know bugs like uncooked pasta, now I am terrified... :O

[mozart]

also as far as eating something gross, but not bug related, there is this show called radgirls, its like a female version of jackass & one time they all shaved their pubes and sprinkled them into burritos and ate them. Thats gross.

[mozart]

what I guess im trying to say is you could be eating pube tacos and laughing because you have hair stuck in your teethe - thats worse than a bug!

[yamakasi]

but pube hair was never ALIVE before, y'know? that's what freake dme out the most, that i could have eaten something that would move D:

[noa]

ooh, gross. my brother found a maggot in a peanut a few weeks ago :s

[yamakasi]

now THAT is fucking disgusting. how big was this peanut?? or a really small maggot? PLEASE TELL ME IT WASN'T ALIVE.

[noa]

it was a pistachio so decent sized.. and it was still alive! gross, gross.

[yamakasi]

that's pukeworthy, compared to dead bugs D:

[contradictz]

thanks for freaking out your entire friends list. lol. i'm going to have to look at EVERYTHING i eat for a while.

[contradictz]

correction. **a long while.

[yamakasi]

haha ohman i didn't realise so many people would be disgusted by this post. XD i'm more annoyed than grossed out, really.

[immaturity]

OMFG. THAT IS SO JSD:LSF OMFGGGGG>S:FLS:D.

Seriously bugs are my BIGGEST phobia. I love camping and hiking and being all outdoorsy but I always freak out when I'm out there because of all the BUGS. On me somewhere, or in the tent, or IN MY FOOD.

Omg I would have died. I would have DIED. I would have killed myself if I hadn't died. BUGS IN FOOD = BIGGEST NIGHTMARE EVER.

[yamakasi]

ahhh sry to scare you DD: i could never go camping either, btw, i would die from mosquitos sucking me dry.

[psycophant]

" There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die. " full version

[_ogmios]

I as just thinking that...