not sure how accurate but ok

Oct 26, 2006 12:16



According to our research, you'll be dead by

February 2070
at age 83

- probable cause -



cancer

YOU DIE:  82.9 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN:  77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.


WHY YOU DIE? 56% cancer 24% ulcers/bowel toughness 13% loneliness 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds
  You have 23144.7 days left on this earth. You've already lived 24% of your life.

A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 865200 test takers.



27% smoke.

64% have health insurance.

8% eat a lot of nice beef.

59% hold in farts.

19% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.
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