Alright, Dei, you win, you're right
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In February, I stopped vladtepes from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In January, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very good (320 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Yalenusveler
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