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[yakuza_otaku]

*Kazumi comes up onto stage, dragging an unwilling Ryouko Kagami with her*

Hello everybody, I'm Kazumi Hagino.

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[yakuza_otaku]

... I thought I told you what we were doing?

[yakuza_otaku]

... *she lightly chops Ryouko* What the heck?

[yakuza_otaku]

Setting you up as the boke. I thought I said that?

[yakuza_otaku]

Don't be like that.

Anyway! I'm thinking maybe it's time I finally start thinking about what kind of tattoo I'm going to get.

[yakuza_otaku]

W-well, it would be kind of silly for me to get a Magikarp, wouldn't it?

... though I did try for it before. You should've seen the tattoo artist's face when I showed him the picture...

*she makes kind of a :| face, trying to imitate what she remembered*

[yakuza_otaku]

... what the heck? *you just got tsukkomi'd back, Ryouko*

I was thinking something more fierce, like a dwagon.

[yakuza_otaku]

What the heck? *tsukkomi chop* Making that kind of pun with a moon rabbit in the audience...

What's wrong with a dwagon?

[yakuza_otaku]

*another chop*

How do you even tattoo something like that...?

N-not that I'd go for it, of course...