A cargo ship in the Atlantic, Thursday afternoon
There was a universe. And in the universe there was a galaxy called the Milky Way. And in the galaxy there was a solar system. And in that solar system there was a planet known to its inhabitants as Earth. On Earth there was an ocean called the Atlantic. And in that ocean there was a ship transporting cargo across from one continent to another. And in that ship there was a crate covered in many colorful stickers from all around the world, gained over a full decade of being shipped from place to place but never managing to be quite lost (no matter how hard people tried to lose it). The most prominent sticker on the crate was one directing all those who read it "DANGER! DO NOT OPEN!"
As the crate traveled the world over the last ten years, many have wondered what exactly was stored inside the crate but none were brave enough to risk disobeying the sticker.
Right now, at this moment, whatever was inside the crate was snoring. And, presumably, waiting to make its escape. Fear for the fate of whomever might open it! For they might just get kissed on the lips by a manic cartoon character. And then, surely, hilarity will ensue.
[OOC: Establishy!]
As the crate traveled the world over the last ten years, many have wondered what exactly was stored inside the crate but none were brave enough to risk disobeying the sticker.
Right now, at this moment, whatever was inside the crate was snoring. And, presumably, waiting to make its escape. Fear for the fate of whomever might open it! For they might just get kissed on the lips by a manic cartoon character. And then, surely, hilarity will ensue.
[OOC: Establishy!]