When you don't want to headin' for your beddin' ...
(As a "Why should I spend money on Photoshop?" mini-rant, I WAS going to make a Homer Simpson glutton icon, but GIMP broke thanks to gnome-vfs being updated)
kinkyturtle transmitted the virus this time, but it mutated ever so slightly...
The "quiz" goes like this:
Establishments you've been to.
Favorite establishment.
You don't like this establishment.
Right. Let's get this hoot-nanny started.
1. Applebee's
2. Arby's
3. Baskin-Robbins (thought they only served ice cream)
4. Beefeater
5. Benihana
6. Black Angus
7. Blimpie
8. Buffalo Grill
9. Buffalo Wild Wings (with cheese on top!)
10. Burger King (for a fast-food burger, it's fine. Their fries SUCK, though.)
11. California Pizza Kitchen (sounds OK on the surface, though)
12. Carl's Jr.
13. Chick-fil-A (don't get to go there quite enough; their food is actually decent.)
14. Chili's (though the breaded chicken is more breading than chicken)
15. Chipotle
16. Chuck E. Cheese's
17. Cici's Pizza (unlike Godfather's, they have ANSI standard pizza available more than once a blue moon)
18. Claim Jumper
19. Cluck-U-Chicken
20. Cold Stone Creamery
21. Cracker Barrel (another place you can have breakfast for supper!)
22. Dairy Queen/Brazier (not since like 1991, though)
23. Del Taco
24. Denny's (where else can you get breakfast at 03:00am? Oh, right. IHOP.)
25. Domino's (who are lucky I am not a pizza SNOB and also lucky they're not Pizza Hut)
26. Dunkin Donuts
27. El Pollo Loco
28. Fatburger
29. Hard Rock Cafe (once. In 1987. So it doesn't really count.)
30. Hardee's (something tried burning a hole through my stomach last time I ate there, but I digested it anyway. :o)
31. Harvey's
32. HomeTown Buffet
33. Hooters (Buffalo Wild Wings is far better for the food Hooter's serves.)
34. IHOP (seeing that it's a house of PANCAKES, I almost never order anything else there)
35. In-n-Out (the one off Rollins & Millbrae near SFO is the only one I've been to.)
36. Ivar's
37. Jack in the Box
38. Jimmy John's
39. Johnny Rocket's
40. Kelsey's
41. KFC (Failure piles in sadness bowls. Which I eat anyway cause they're better than Taco Bell.)
42. Krispy Kreme (wasn't aware they served anything other than doughnuts!)
43. Krystal (I think of the blue fox instead of food)
44. Long John Silver's (not since I was a kid.)
45. Marble Slab Creamery
46. Max & Erma's
47. McDonald's (only ever go there for chicken and fries; NEVER burgers.)
48. bd's Mongolian Barbeque (create your OWN failure pile!)
49. Noodles & Company (hopefully as good as it sounds. Any place selling noodles has a head-start in my book)
50. Olive Garden
51. Oporto
52. Outback Steakhouse
53. Panda Express
54. Papa John's (great for chain pizza)
55. Planet Hollywood
56. Pizza Hut (though it's usually a sauceless grease rag with burnt pepperoni)
57. Popeye's
58. Potbelly Sandwich Works (guess I'm not in THE Midwest, cause I haven't seen one here)
59. Quizno's (they have a pepper bar!)
60. Rainforest Cafe
61. Red Lobster
62. Red Robin
63. Red Rooster
64. Señor Frog's
65. Skyline Chili
66. Sonic
67. Starbucks (why? I don't drink coffee...)
68. Steak & Shake
69. Subway (They pulled the "New And Improved" trope with their bread, which caused me to claim "They Changed It So It Sucks," but still an OK place to eat.)
70. Sweet Tomatoes (be sure to get the mac&cheese and the chicken noodle soup!)
71. T.G.I.Friday's
72. Taco Bell (nasty. Go to KFC or Pizza Hut instead if you're in a KenTacoHut.)
73. Taco Del Mar
74. Taco Time
75. TCBY
76. The Old Spaghetti Factory (sounds great, though...)
77. Tim Horton's (I'd go there if I could go to Canada.)
78. Wendy's (only cause they made the grilled chicken not suck anymore and it's convenient. Far better places to go.)
79. Whataburger (even though Whataburger was the hangout in high school, I never ATE there!)
80. White Castle
81. Culver's (Better burgers than BK, MUCH better fries and not expensive like Red Robin. And, on the north side of 135th near Antioch, it's closer, too.)
(and I get all the way to the END and find out that "Culver's" begins with a "C" and I'd have to renumber 75 of these for the THIRD time...)
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Update 20081008: Added 29 additionals via toonygal and ran RENUMBER on it. Lists are great!
kinkyturtle transmitted the virus this time, but it mutated ever so slightly...
The "quiz" goes like this:
Establishments you've been to.
Favorite establishment.
You don't like this establishment.
Right. Let's get this hoot-nanny started.
1. Applebee's
2. Arby's
3. Baskin-Robbins (thought they only served ice cream)
4. Beefeater
5. Benihana
6. Black Angus
7. Blimpie
8. Buffalo Grill
9. Buffalo Wild Wings (with cheese on top!)
10. Burger King (for a fast-food burger, it's fine. Their fries SUCK, though.)
11. California Pizza Kitchen (sounds OK on the surface, though)
12. Carl's Jr.
13. Chick-fil-A (don't get to go there quite enough; their food is actually decent.)
14. Chili's (though the breaded chicken is more breading than chicken)
15. Chipotle
16. Chuck E. Cheese's
17. Cici's Pizza (unlike Godfather's, they have ANSI standard pizza available more than once a blue moon)
18. Claim Jumper
19. Cluck-U-Chicken
20. Cold Stone Creamery
21. Cracker Barrel (another place you can have breakfast for supper!)
22. Dairy Queen/Brazier (not since like 1991, though)
23. Del Taco
24. Denny's (where else can you get breakfast at 03:00am? Oh, right. IHOP.)
25. Domino's (who are lucky I am not a pizza SNOB and also lucky they're not Pizza Hut)
26. Dunkin Donuts
27. El Pollo Loco
28. Fatburger
29. Hard Rock Cafe (once. In 1987. So it doesn't really count.)
30. Hardee's (something tried burning a hole through my stomach last time I ate there, but I digested it anyway. :o)
31. Harvey's
32. HomeTown Buffet
33. Hooters (Buffalo Wild Wings is far better for the food Hooter's serves.)
34. IHOP (seeing that it's a house of PANCAKES, I almost never order anything else there)
35. In-n-Out (the one off Rollins & Millbrae near SFO is the only one I've been to.)
36. Ivar's
37. Jack in the Box
38. Jimmy John's
39. Johnny Rocket's
40. Kelsey's
41. KFC (Failure piles in sadness bowls. Which I eat anyway cause they're better than Taco Bell.)
42. Krispy Kreme (wasn't aware they served anything other than doughnuts!)
43. Krystal (I think of the blue fox instead of food)
44. Long John Silver's (not since I was a kid.)
45. Marble Slab Creamery
46. Max & Erma's
47. McDonald's (only ever go there for chicken and fries; NEVER burgers.)
48. bd's Mongolian Barbeque (create your OWN failure pile!)
49. Noodles & Company (hopefully as good as it sounds. Any place selling noodles has a head-start in my book)
50. Olive Garden
51. Oporto
52. Outback Steakhouse
53. Panda Express
54. Papa John's (great for chain pizza)
55. Planet Hollywood
56. Pizza Hut (though it's usually a sauceless grease rag with burnt pepperoni)
57. Popeye's
58. Potbelly Sandwich Works (guess I'm not in THE Midwest, cause I haven't seen one here)
59. Quizno's (they have a pepper bar!)
60. Rainforest Cafe
61. Red Lobster
62. Red Robin
63. Red Rooster
64. Señor Frog's
65. Skyline Chili
66. Sonic
67. Starbucks (why? I don't drink coffee...)
68. Steak & Shake
69. Subway (They pulled the "New And Improved" trope with their bread, which caused me to claim "They Changed It So It Sucks," but still an OK place to eat.)
70. Sweet Tomatoes (be sure to get the mac&cheese and the chicken noodle soup!)
71. T.G.I.Friday's
72. Taco Bell (nasty. Go to KFC or Pizza Hut instead if you're in a KenTacoHut.)
73. Taco Del Mar
74. Taco Time
75. TCBY
76. The Old Spaghetti Factory (sounds great, though...)
77. Tim Horton's (I'd go there if I could go to Canada.)
78. Wendy's (only cause they made the grilled chicken not suck anymore and it's convenient. Far better places to go.)
79. Whataburger (even though Whataburger was the hangout in high school, I never ATE there!)
80. White Castle
81. Culver's (Better burgers than BK, MUCH better fries and not expensive like Red Robin. And, on the north side of 135th near Antioch, it's closer, too.)
(and I get all the way to the END and find out that "Culver's" begins with a "C" and I'd have to renumber 75 of these for the THIRD time...)
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Update 20081008: Added 29 additionals via toonygal and ran RENUMBER on it. Lists are great!