A big table of viral
I forgot who I got it from, but it's that 3-column question thing.
(Post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (The internet and DVDs are an effective filter. The other 5 9s of TV is complete crap.)
× I own lots of books. (very little fiction. Or very much fiction if you count all the Calvin&Hobbes and a small stack of comic books)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (no WAY I'd wear contacts if I had to wear corrective lenses, though)
✓ I love to play video games. (keep them fun!)
× I've tried marijuana. (the "keep non-violent people in jail" drug!)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (you've seen one, you've seen them all. Still pictures are much better)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Actually I do, but unfortunately, lying is frequently the best course of action. Stupid world!)
✓ I curse sometimes. (dammit)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (actually, it's the hot sun I hate)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (authorities and governments almost always lie)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (a bit of lipo, maybe, but nothing face-altering)
✓ I need/want money right now. (duuuurh...)
× I love sushi. (but that's because I haven't really TRIED it. More meat and rice, less... green stuff)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (who doesn't have breath that doesn't stink when they get up?)
× I have long hair. (used to, but it became a pain in the ass to manage, so I chopped it)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I could make a snide comment, but I won't)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (It may be easy to spoof, but it's good enough for 5 9s of the calls I get!)
× I like the way that I look. (*shrug*)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (so what?)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (with restrictions so people don't start getting scary diseases, but...)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (I hate that thing)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (It's just a website where people write about things that interest them; not really cause for obsession)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (data needs to be faster)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (crime of the century)
× I want to have children in the future. (no. fucking. way.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (not that I know of, anyway)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (duh... there's always room to learn something)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (what's the big deal?)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (why do you think they call it "always on"?)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (if you count my away.txt in IRC, sure...)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (alcohol. The trick is to use in moderation)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (LJ is a procrastinator's best friend, though)
× I enjoy some country music. (anything but)
× I would die for my best friends. (I'd go out of my way to make sure they didn't die, though)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (indifferent, actually)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (voter)
× Republican. (I'd rather be demmycat)
× I don't even know what I am. (*shrug*)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (it's more of an age range, actually)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (but I don't have a garage)
✓ I love my job(s). (goes without saying)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (*shrug*)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (only inside the house)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (jack of all trades, master of none)
✓ I hate office jobs. (where "office job" is defined as "fighting MS Office from 8-5")
✓ I went to college out of state. (out of country, actually)
✓ I am adopted. (by at least one step-parent, probably both)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (being in a family does this to you)
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (the world isn't shaded in mud, like Quake)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (almost all covers suck a gallon of ass)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (can't argue with edible food)
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (but I don't know how to make the horse go when I have the reins)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (wrong decade, maybe...)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (duh... that's why it's called "work")
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (If I could use less oil, I would)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (duuuurhh.. wouldn't we all? Fortunately, no one is that much of a LOSS for me to deprive them of their life.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (not after what I paid to have them fixed, I don't)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (don't let the bah squad rule over you)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (duh-huh-huh-huh-huh)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (they're both goood)
✓ I want to own my own business. (but I don't want to have to run it)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (the compuer IS my job)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (so what?)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (they tell everyone else except me)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I hate scales)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I'd rather be the asshole)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (voter)
✓ I can speak more than one language. ((6502, perl, shell scripting, PHP))
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (the interbutt is good for this)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (unless the fiction comes as drawings of 3-4 panels)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (procrastination king)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (the holidays suck)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (isn't this where I type the angsty emo part?)
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I'd rather walk)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (only because that mIRC guy put the trout macro in there)
× I am compulsively honest. (mostly honest, maybe...)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (*** Robey is robey@hubcap.clemson.edu (I hate milk) ?)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (wallet)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I wear a hat to protect my head from getting burnt)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (everyone knows this blob of text was the responsibility of some PHP script)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (anime, cartoons, etc...)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (they're selling their moves for money. What's the big deal?)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I'd go back 30 years if I found a working time machine)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing. (in the springa and the moona and the Juna... or something *ANVIL* ow, my cerebellum)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (basement, yes. Radon, no. Mom... has her own house.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (several)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (for various legal, financial and personal reasons, no kids.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (with meat, cheese and rice... maybe a little of the good beans)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (depends, actually)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (everyone's idea of "fun" is different)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (but then wouldn't I be prone to making mistakes when I try to erase them?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I didn't have a choice, actually)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (iTunes)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what is it?)
× I say random things to freak people out. (talk bigger)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WHAT IS IT!)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I hate sports)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Planet Obvious, one of your citizens is lost on my planet!)
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (*shrug* easy to say when you're miles away from everyone else)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't think I've even been IN a Starbucks)
(Post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (The internet and DVDs are an effective filter. The other 5 9s of TV is complete crap.)
× I own lots of books. (very little fiction. Or very much fiction if you count all the Calvin&Hobbes and a small stack of comic books)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (no WAY I'd wear contacts if I had to wear corrective lenses, though)
✓ I love to play video games. (keep them fun!)
× I've tried marijuana. (the "keep non-violent people in jail" drug!)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (you've seen one, you've seen them all. Still pictures are much better)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Actually I do, but unfortunately, lying is frequently the best course of action. Stupid world!)
✓ I curse sometimes. (dammit)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (actually, it's the hot sun I hate)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (authorities and governments almost always lie)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (a bit of lipo, maybe, but nothing face-altering)
✓ I need/want money right now. (duuuurh...)
× I love sushi. (but that's because I haven't really TRIED it. More meat and rice, less... green stuff)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (who doesn't have breath that doesn't stink when they get up?)
× I have long hair. (used to, but it became a pain in the ass to manage, so I chopped it)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I could make a snide comment, but I won't)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (It may be easy to spoof, but it's good enough for 5 9s of the calls I get!)
× I like the way that I look. (*shrug*)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (so what?)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (with restrictions so people don't start getting scary diseases, but...)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (I hate that thing)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (It's just a website where people write about things that interest them; not really cause for obsession)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (data needs to be faster)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (crime of the century)
× I want to have children in the future. (no. fucking. way.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (not that I know of, anyway)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (duh... there's always room to learn something)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (what's the big deal?)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (why do you think they call it "always on"?)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (if you count my away.txt in IRC, sure...)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (alcohol. The trick is to use in moderation)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (LJ is a procrastinator's best friend, though)
× I enjoy some country music. (anything but)
× I would die for my best friends. (I'd go out of my way to make sure they didn't die, though)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (indifferent, actually)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (voter)
× Republican. (I'd rather be demmycat)
× I don't even know what I am. (*shrug*)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (it's more of an age range, actually)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (but I don't have a garage)
✓ I love my job(s). (goes without saying)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (*shrug*)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (only inside the house)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (jack of all trades, master of none)
✓ I hate office jobs. (where "office job" is defined as "fighting MS Office from 8-5")
✓ I went to college out of state. (out of country, actually)
✓ I am adopted. (by at least one step-parent, probably both)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (being in a family does this to you)
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (the world isn't shaded in mud, like Quake)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (almost all covers suck a gallon of ass)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (can't argue with edible food)
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (but I don't know how to make the horse go when I have the reins)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (wrong decade, maybe...)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (duh... that's why it's called "work")
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (If I could use less oil, I would)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (duuuurhh.. wouldn't we all? Fortunately, no one is that much of a LOSS for me to deprive them of their life.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (not after what I paid to have them fixed, I don't)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (don't let the bah squad rule over you)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (duh-huh-huh-huh-huh)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (they're both goood)
✓ I want to own my own business. (but I don't want to have to run it)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (the compuer IS my job)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (so what?)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (they tell everyone else except me)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I hate scales)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I'd rather be the asshole)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (voter)
✓ I can speak more than one language. ((6502, perl, shell scripting, PHP))
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (the interbutt is good for this)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (unless the fiction comes as drawings of 3-4 panels)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (procrastination king)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (the holidays suck)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (isn't this where I type the angsty emo part?)
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I'd rather walk)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (only because that mIRC guy put the trout macro in there)
× I am compulsively honest. (mostly honest, maybe...)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (*** Robey is robey@hubcap.clemson.edu (I hate milk) ?)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (wallet)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I wear a hat to protect my head from getting burnt)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (everyone knows this blob of text was the responsibility of some PHP script)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (anime, cartoons, etc...)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (they're selling their moves for money. What's the big deal?)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I'd go back 30 years if I found a working time machine)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing. (in the springa and the moona and the Juna... or something *ANVIL* ow, my cerebellum)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (basement, yes. Radon, no. Mom... has her own house.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (several)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (for various legal, financial and personal reasons, no kids.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (with meat, cheese and rice... maybe a little of the good beans)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (depends, actually)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (everyone's idea of "fun" is different)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (but then wouldn't I be prone to making mistakes when I try to erase them?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I didn't have a choice, actually)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (iTunes)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what is it?)
× I say random things to freak people out. (talk bigger)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WHAT IS IT!)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I hate sports)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Planet Obvious, one of your citizens is lost on my planet!)
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (*shrug* easy to say when you're miles away from everyone else)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't think I've even been IN a Starbucks)