wake up call
so i'm laying in bed, "should I go to statistics? I don't really need to....it's a little bit of miserable outside....I don't need to be at work for a few hours...." when I get this phone call. I don't even hear the ring tone, I hear my phone vibrate, This is something along the lines of what went through my head....
"well if it's god calling to tell me to get my lazy ass out of bed I might want to pick up.....but I don't really believe in "god" in the terms that they define god...maybe a god but not God god...what is a god...or the god, would it be "The"? but The isn't really a title and it implies that there are others who are simply lesser, but shouldn't there be only one? I never thought about myself being polytheistic but hey if it works....."
/moo goes sthe cow! /ring goes the phone!
so I jump out of my loft and hurry to catch the phone. only it wasn't god on the phone. it was SATAN.
Dr. Jekyll: "hello? hello?"
Me: "huh? what, yes?"
Dr. Jekyll: "who is this?"
Me: "This is Christie, who is this, you caled me..."
Dr. Jekyll: "yes yes, this is Dr. Jekyll!"
Me: "oh...right...good morning?"
Dr. Jekyll: "that cover page you sent me last night, it was great! but where's the color? and why is the dog so small, I like the dog...is it just my printer?"
Me: "you want the focus of the cover to be the word REACT because that's the name of your research team..."
Dr. Jekyll: "oh, yes, right right, but I want the dog on there...."
Me: "...........................he can go on the back cover. and you said we couldn't print in color..."
Dr. Jekyll: "no no, the cover can be, but not anything else, when can I expect copies of these to be fixed so we can get them to the printer?"
Me: "................................10 tonight?"
Dr. Jekyll: "good! great! color and a back cover, I can't wait, have a great day!"
/click
Me: "damn you satan.....damn you to hell......."
******no, of course his name is not REALLY Dr. Jekyll you tard......but it SHOULD BE.
oh yeah, like the new layout? yeah me too....
I've also reccomended the book Sandman: The Dream Hunters to my boss 'cause I think it has a good message for her kid (who's a total tard) and it's Amano and she loves Final Fantasy. Yes, I told her it gets a little graphic in places (those three skanky women even freaked me out and I'm not a 10 year-old boy) but I think the fact that the person who died is a person in most stories who would live becase of the whole "happy ending" idea. The book still had a happy ending, in a sense, but it was a better kind of happy because it wasn't all sunshine and dasies. There aren't too many books out there like this, where you can kill a character like that, but these kinds of books are fantastic. Thank you again
murdersoul for my birthday pressent, you are my lover, now and always.
In other news, I've finally got my life straightened out again. I'm trying to do only what needs to be done, trimming the fat so I don't waste so much time anymore. Mom and Dad are no longing throwing a hissy at me, that's lightened the load tremendously. Now if I can just get myself through this final week of exams and on the road to finals, I'll be set! I'm also lookig more into my future career, I'll call it Information gathering, and it sonds fantastic but I'm weighing my options of working towards a doctorate or not.....hmmmm 6 or so more years of school? we'll see about that.....
If you're bored, visit jralph.com and listen to music. He is your god. Kneel accordingly.
last but not least, I got a call last night from a guy saying I was reccomended to them for an intenship position and there's a meeting today about it, can he put my name on the list? Sure, I say, what company is it? Southwestern Company? $8,000 over the summer? sounds great, I'll see you tomorrow afternoon!
wait...what IS Southwestern Company?
Fuck you people. you and your scamming me out of my precious time. I hate you all, I hope you crash into a USPS mailbox and drown in a pool of your own blood.
"well if it's god calling to tell me to get my lazy ass out of bed I might want to pick up.....but I don't really believe in "god" in the terms that they define god...maybe a god but not God god...what is a god...or the god, would it be "The"? but The isn't really a title and it implies that there are others who are simply lesser, but shouldn't there be only one? I never thought about myself being polytheistic but hey if it works....."
/moo goes sthe cow! /ring goes the phone!
so I jump out of my loft and hurry to catch the phone. only it wasn't god on the phone. it was SATAN.
Dr. Jekyll: "hello? hello?"
Me: "huh? what, yes?"
Dr. Jekyll: "who is this?"
Me: "This is Christie, who is this, you caled me..."
Dr. Jekyll: "yes yes, this is Dr. Jekyll!"
Me: "oh...right...good morning?"
Dr. Jekyll: "that cover page you sent me last night, it was great! but where's the color? and why is the dog so small, I like the dog...is it just my printer?"
Me: "you want the focus of the cover to be the word REACT because that's the name of your research team..."
Dr. Jekyll: "oh, yes, right right, but I want the dog on there...."
Me: "...........................he can go on the back cover. and you said we couldn't print in color..."
Dr. Jekyll: "no no, the cover can be, but not anything else, when can I expect copies of these to be fixed so we can get them to the printer?"
Me: "................................10 tonight?"
Dr. Jekyll: "good! great! color and a back cover, I can't wait, have a great day!"
/click
Me: "damn you satan.....damn you to hell......."
******no, of course his name is not REALLY Dr. Jekyll you tard......but it SHOULD BE.
oh yeah, like the new layout? yeah me too....
I've also reccomended the book Sandman: The Dream Hunters to my boss 'cause I think it has a good message for her kid (who's a total tard) and it's Amano and she loves Final Fantasy. Yes, I told her it gets a little graphic in places (those three skanky women even freaked me out and I'm not a 10 year-old boy) but I think the fact that the person who died is a person in most stories who would live becase of the whole "happy ending" idea. The book still had a happy ending, in a sense, but it was a better kind of happy because it wasn't all sunshine and dasies. There aren't too many books out there like this, where you can kill a character like that, but these kinds of books are fantastic. Thank you again
murdersoul for my birthday pressent, you are my lover, now and always.
In other news, I've finally got my life straightened out again. I'm trying to do only what needs to be done, trimming the fat so I don't waste so much time anymore. Mom and Dad are no longing throwing a hissy at me, that's lightened the load tremendously. Now if I can just get myself through this final week of exams and on the road to finals, I'll be set! I'm also lookig more into my future career, I'll call it Information gathering, and it sonds fantastic but I'm weighing my options of working towards a doctorate or not.....hmmmm 6 or so more years of school? we'll see about that.....
If you're bored, visit jralph.com and listen to music. He is your god. Kneel accordingly.
last but not least, I got a call last night from a guy saying I was reccomended to them for an intenship position and there's a meeting today about it, can he put my name on the list? Sure, I say, what company is it? Southwestern Company? $8,000 over the summer? sounds great, I'll see you tomorrow afternoon!
wait...what IS Southwestern Company?
Fuck you people. you and your scamming me out of my precious time. I hate you all, I hope you crash into a USPS mailbox and drown in a pool of your own blood.