Doable New Year's Resolutions 2013

[yakalskovich]

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1. I will not drown strange kiddies in the swimming pool.
2. I will not hire a Ukrainian hit man to kill my Little Lady's maths teacher.
3. I will not take my cats to Wiesbaden just to hunt the mice in my parents' garage.
4. I will not compete in a triathlon.
5. I will not offer blood sacrifice to Loki.

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