((Last year's are
here. I kept them all!!))
1. I will not hunt the Loch Ness monster in its native habitat.
2. I will not make a fleece blanket out of the fur my cats shed, however much I am tempted.
3. I will not buy an SUV.
4. I will not acquire a rocket launcher in RL.
5. I will not raise a full-sized pet tiger.