An ode to Yajirobe
I got this in my e-mail from a friend in Japan who first e-mailed me telling me about how much he liked my website and sent this piece for me.
Thanks otana for translating this piece for me, I really appreciate it.
I don't know what I would've done without your help.
In Dragon Ball, there is one unique human who has never had a serious injury and has never died.
That human's name is Yajirobe.
From his first entrace we saw that he was about the same strength as the protagonist Gokû, that he had an insolent attitude and strong character, and that he was something of a glutton. From then on, whenever he's appeared he's been saving everyone ... I shall introduce you to his awesomeness.
Martial story martial story ♪ Martial s-ss-ss-sss-s-story! Let's go!
Firstly, there is nothing I won't eat!
The original Piccolo's underling, who Gokû fought so hard with, was sliced like THAT!
BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE!
How did Yajirobe deal with him ...?
He ate him! He ate him with gusto! He ate vast quantities! He ate him like he was delicious!
He even said:
"Delicious! This is delicious!"
"I ain't gonna share it with you" "I ain't gonna share it"
"I wonder if another one like this is gonna come along"
Was it really that delicious? Who knows.
Secondly, battling with the legendary poison.
Super God Water ... water that if you drink just one cup it could potential draw out everything you have ... however, it's an incredible poison with no known survivors and it's said that even Karin-sama attempted to drink it and spat it out again.
When Gokû made the decision to drink it, Yajirobe also decided to challenge it.
He said
"I-it smells bad"
"Just a tiny bit"
and challenged.
"U, ugggggggh! I-I'm gonna stop! I'll definitely die"
It ended in failure.
Thirdly, there is nothing he can't slice through!
Yajirobe has cut through some amazing things.
At one time, Ôzaru Vegeta's tail, someone that even Gokû couldn't control! Frankly it was really cool.
He appeared out of nowhere and without a moment's hesitation, silently sliced it off like THAT! Honestly I thought Yajirobe had already run away.
You're awesome, Yajirobe!
Thanks otana for translating this piece for me, I really appreciate it.
I don't know what I would've done without your help.
In Dragon Ball, there is one unique human who has never had a serious injury and has never died.
That human's name is Yajirobe.
From his first entrace we saw that he was about the same strength as the protagonist Gokû, that he had an insolent attitude and strong character, and that he was something of a glutton. From then on, whenever he's appeared he's been saving everyone ... I shall introduce you to his awesomeness.
Martial story martial story ♪ Martial s-ss-ss-sss-s-story! Let's go!
Firstly, there is nothing I won't eat!
The original Piccolo's underling, who Gokû fought so hard with, was sliced like THAT!
BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE!
How did Yajirobe deal with him ...?
He ate him! He ate him with gusto! He ate vast quantities! He ate him like he was delicious!
He even said:
"Delicious! This is delicious!"
"I ain't gonna share it with you" "I ain't gonna share it"
"I wonder if another one like this is gonna come along"
Was it really that delicious? Who knows.
Secondly, battling with the legendary poison.
Super God Water ... water that if you drink just one cup it could potential draw out everything you have ... however, it's an incredible poison with no known survivors and it's said that even Karin-sama attempted to drink it and spat it out again.
When Gokû made the decision to drink it, Yajirobe also decided to challenge it.
He said
"I-it smells bad"
"Just a tiny bit"
and challenged.
"U, ugggggggh! I-I'm gonna stop! I'll definitely die"
It ended in failure.
Thirdly, there is nothing he can't slice through!
Yajirobe has cut through some amazing things.
At one time, Ôzaru Vegeta's tail, someone that even Gokû couldn't control! Frankly it was really cool.
He appeared out of nowhere and without a moment's hesitation, silently sliced it off like THAT! Honestly I thought Yajirobe had already run away.
You're awesome, Yajirobe!