this is the best time to intro. [AUDIO / RUSSIAN]

[yaidudamoi]

Vlad? Vlad! VLAD!

[M.S. Elegante, meet Dimitri. He just jumped out of a demonic train.]

How long was I out-? Where am I?

[There's a moment of silence as he checks his pockets for the jewellery box. He finds it, and calms down enough to properly inspect his new surroundings.]
I must've passed out after we landed. Why would they just leave me here

Comments

Text, Common || LOL IMMEDIATE LANGUAGE FAILURE

[unamvirtus]

[...

That's a weird sounding language.]

what?/

Text, RUSSIAN

[yaidudamoi]

[What is this device? He stares at the foreign word on the screen before hesitantly typing a reply.]

AM I COMMUNICATING WITH A HUMAN BEING?

Text, Common

[unamvirtus]

[...

Oh my gosh all of those squigglies he doesn't even understand!!]

What??????/

Text, Russian

[yaidudamoi]

[He finally finds the button that translates the text.]

Are you a person?

Text || Oh hi I fail even more apparently.

[unamvirtus]

[OH LOOK HE CAN UNDERSTAND IT NOW?]

yes! why are you tal king llike that?/

Text || Let's be newbies together.

[yaidudamoi]

Talking like what? You mean Russian?

Text || sob okay

[unamvirtus]

what is russian? I on ly speak hylian... [Well, that and the other languages of his strange universe. But probably not very much.]

Text || /goes for the tagging gold

[yaidudamoi]

[No idea what 'Hylian' is, either.]

It's a language. People generally speak it in Russia.

Text || /cheers!!

[unamvirtus]

[Russia? Never heard of that, either. Must be small.]

where's Russia?

Text

[yaidudamoi]

USSR?

Text

[unamvirtus]

[...]

Is tthat a code?

Text

[yaidudamoi]

You know what? Just forget it.

Text || Well they tried.

[unamvirtus]

oh... okay. I'm Link! its nice to meety ou.