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I read this ridiculous article and thought I'd make a parody after pastorlenny's own heart for talk_politics.
1) Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.
2) Any instance of exchanging a coin or medallion not produced by the United States, and with a dollar denomination, such as Liberty Dollar bullion, shall be considered as War.
3) Therefore, Liberty Dollar bullion is treasonous.
4) If the United States does not confiscate any other such contraband, then the United States allows a double standard.
5) Australian and Canadian bullion is owned by U.S. citizens and not subject to confiscation.
6) Therefore, the United States allows a double standard.
7) Since the United States must be just, the double standard must be resolved.
8) The only resolution to this double standard is confiscation of all dollar-denominated bullion products.
9) Therefore, the United States must confiscate dollar-denominated bullion products from its citizenry and make War with Australia and Canada.
1) Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.
2) Any instance of exchanging a coin or medallion not produced by the United States, and with a dollar denomination, such as Liberty Dollar bullion, shall be considered as War.
3) Therefore, Liberty Dollar bullion is treasonous.
4) If the United States does not confiscate any other such contraband, then the United States allows a double standard.
5) Australian and Canadian bullion is owned by U.S. citizens and not subject to confiscation.
6) Therefore, the United States allows a double standard.
7) Since the United States must be just, the double standard must be resolved.
8) The only resolution to this double standard is confiscation of all dollar-denominated bullion products.
9) Therefore, the United States must confiscate dollar-denominated bullion products from its citizenry and make War with Australia and Canada.