Screw the Olympics.

[yahn]

I could not have been happier with the news that the Olympics would not be coming to the U.S. I dread every fourth year when I have to hear about more assholes running fast and falling gracefully into a pool. I don't give a good goddamn about this inconsequential shit, and when it's happening in the States people seem to go even more batshit over it.

Fuck the Olympics right straight in their ear.