Get out of the car, and i will give you money
So okay, I went to Kalamazoo today (yesterday) to go to my friend's artshow (he's a ceramics major, and Bill's boyfriend). So we were there for a little while...having fun...yadda yadda...
Kira and i decided that we were hungry (i had been hungry ALL DAY, constantly eating) so we left to go to Qdoba. But because of stupid one-way roads we got a little lost. So we pulled into a gas station to ask directions (because i'm gay and not as vain as stupid straight guys). As we pulled in the front end kind of scraped the ground cuz it was really steep or something. Then there was a knock on the window, it was a man that looked slightly worried, so i figured a piece of the car fell off or something. I rolled down the window and he started asking for change.
"uh, we don't really have anything, we were just gonna stop and ask directions."
"I can giveya direckSHUNs"
"uh...how do i get to west main?"
"go down that road, can i have some change?"
"uh...i really don't have much, if anything *looks at kira*"
*kira digs around in the cup holder, finds some pennies*
"just gimme some chump change" (to which i lifted an eyebrow)"those are just pennies, gimme some silver *leans in the window, crawls halfway into the car and is practically on my lap*" he started to reach in the cupholder-thingy to TAKE our money and started reaching at kira, to which she said
"sir, get out of the car, get out-- sir...sir get ou--...sir, if you get out of my car, i'll give you some money"
*gets out, kira holds up a quarter*
"GIMME A DOLLAH!"
*i roll up the window*
he started calling her/us a bitch and started spitting on the window. A cop pulled up,the store owner came out and asked if he was harassing us. The dude got arrested and is probably spending the night in jail. The cop took our information and asked us if we wanted to press charges...
crazy night...
but the food was good.
Kira and i decided that we were hungry (i had been hungry ALL DAY, constantly eating) so we left to go to Qdoba. But because of stupid one-way roads we got a little lost. So we pulled into a gas station to ask directions (because i'm gay and not as vain as stupid straight guys). As we pulled in the front end kind of scraped the ground cuz it was really steep or something. Then there was a knock on the window, it was a man that looked slightly worried, so i figured a piece of the car fell off or something. I rolled down the window and he started asking for change.
"uh, we don't really have anything, we were just gonna stop and ask directions."
"I can giveya direckSHUNs"
"uh...how do i get to west main?"
"go down that road, can i have some change?"
"uh...i really don't have much, if anything *looks at kira*"
*kira digs around in the cup holder, finds some pennies*
"just gimme some chump change" (to which i lifted an eyebrow)"those are just pennies, gimme some silver *leans in the window, crawls halfway into the car and is practically on my lap*" he started to reach in the cupholder-thingy to TAKE our money and started reaching at kira, to which she said
"sir, get out of the car, get out-- sir...sir get ou--...sir, if you get out of my car, i'll give you some money"
*gets out, kira holds up a quarter*
"GIMME A DOLLAH!"
*i roll up the window*
he started calling her/us a bitch and started spitting on the window. A cop pulled up,the store owner came out and asked if he was harassing us. The dude got arrested and is probably spending the night in jail. The cop took our information and asked us if we wanted to press charges...
crazy night...
but the food was good.