Verizon will DIE
I've been strangely happy today, and this is become a more occurant thing, which slightly bothers me. I'm not sure where this happiness is coming from, but i kind of like it.
You know what i really hate?
...those Verizon two-way phones. I don't really care what's wrong with your niece's doctor's ex-wife's dog's pet flea, shut the fuck up, or at least turn the volume down.
I was walking down the hallway with Bill today. A girl was approaching us, chatting on her two-way walk-talky phone ma bob. The voice on the line said "BEEP chkchkck how much chekkc are ipods? chkcchkc BEDEEP"
"uh..."
so I turned in passing and said "three hundred dollars"
the girl snapped her head around glared at me as though i just snapped her babies head off, or poked her in the boob.
"BEEP chkchckc oh...thanks..chkchkchckc BEDEEP"
...i smiled all charming like...
You know what i really hate?
...those Verizon two-way phones. I don't really care what's wrong with your niece's doctor's ex-wife's dog's pet flea, shut the fuck up, or at least turn the volume down.
I was walking down the hallway with Bill today. A girl was approaching us, chatting on her two-way walk-talky phone ma bob. The voice on the line said "BEEP chkchkck how much chekkc are ipods? chkcchkc BEDEEP"
"uh..."
so I turned in passing and said "three hundred dollars"
the girl snapped her head around glared at me as though i just snapped her babies head off, or poked her in the boob.
"BEEP chkchckc oh...thanks..chkchkchckc BEDEEP"
...i smiled all charming like...