My cell phone flew out of my pocket while i was riding the mechanical bull but because im so lucky i found it under the bull itself while some redneck held it up for me so i could reach under the cushions and grab it, but because i'm so unlucky i lost it again because some crazy drunk lady grabbed my ass while i was walking up the stairs and didnt
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If you mow your lawn without a shirt on and so does your husband...you might be a redneck..
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haha ohnoo carly bullridin? lol
where were you?
call me sometime girlie
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