It's late and I felt like doing this.
Pointless Meme Alert!
[One] Who were your last 3 texts from?
*checks phone* Karen, Mom, and Mom
[Two] Where was your default picture taken?
Beats me. A photo-shoot from the '50s, presumably.
[Three] What's your middle name?
Marie.
[Four] Your current relationship status?
Um, none?
[Five] Does your crush like you back?
I don't have a crush.
[Six] What is your current mood?
Meh.
[Seven] What color shirt are you wearing?
Black-and-white checks.
[Eight] What's the color of your nail polish?
Not wearing any.
[Nine] If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Too much to list here.
[Ten] Where was the last place out of town, that you went to?
Las Vegas. Also, your punctuation is crap.
[Eleven] Ever had a near death experience?
What qualifies as a near-death experience? Without knowing that, I cannot properly respond to this inquiry.
[Twelve] Things you do a lot?
Use the computer, sleep, eat, watch TV.
[Thirteen] Do you have a fondness for gnomes?
As long as they're named David.
[Fourteen] Who can you tell anything to?
My closest friends and my mother.
[Fifteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you?
My dermatologist! He's so great. :)
[Sixteen] When was the last time you cried?
Um, don't remember clearly. I think a coupla weeks ago--?
[Seventeen] Are you for or against capital punishment?
To quote the inimitable Ron White: "In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back." Suffice to say, I am a Texan and fully support the previous statement.
[Eighteen] If you could have one super power what would it be?
The ability to speak, understand, and write fluently in every known language in the world, dead or otherwise.
[Nineteen] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Height.
[Twenty] Who is your favorite celebrity?
Oh, hmm, good question. Jim Gaffigan and Lisa Lampanelli.
[Twenty-one] What is a theory that you believe?
Evolution.
[Twenty-two] Favorite color?
Green.
[Twenty-three] What is one thing that annoys you on TV?
Really bad commercials.
[Twenty-four] Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Of course! Cartoons and such are my fountain of youth, bitches.
[Twenty-five] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nada.
[Twenty-six] Do you speak any other language?
Nothing fluently. I can scrounge up a few phrases in Spanish and Japanese and throw in a few scant French lines, too.
[Twenty-seven] What's(re) your favorite food(s)?
Hershey's Hugs, strawberry cheesecake, skim milk.
[Twenty-eight] Describe your life in one word?
No. Because you placed a question mark at the end of the sentence, it comes across as a request, therefore I have the right to refuse.
[Twenty-nine] Have any tattoos?
Not a one.
[Thirty] What are you looking forward to the most?
No idea.
[Thirty-one] What are you thinking about right now?
Finishing this silly meme.
[Thirty-two] What should you be doing?
Sleeping. It's almost 6am and I haven't been to sleep yet.
[Thirty-three] Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dog.
[Thirty-four] What are you listening to:
The quiet hum of the computer.
[Thirty-five] Do you like working in the yard?
Such a phrase is not in my vocabulary.
[Thirty-six] If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Honestly, I'm fond of the one I have now.
[Thirty-seven] Do you act differently around the person you like?
I like a lot of people. I assume, though your question is poorly worded, that you're referring to the person on whom I have a crush, and to answer you, I shall direct your eyes to my response to question five.
[Thirty-eight] What is your natural hair color??
Brown-blond blond-brown thing.
[Thirty-nine] Why did you cry last time?
I think I was stressed and started missing my dad.
[One] Who were your last 3 texts from?
*checks phone* Karen, Mom, and Mom
[Two] Where was your default picture taken?
Beats me. A photo-shoot from the '50s, presumably.
[Three] What's your middle name?
Marie.
[Four] Your current relationship status?
Um, none?
[Five] Does your crush like you back?
I don't have a crush.
[Six] What is your current mood?
Meh.
[Seven] What color shirt are you wearing?
Black-and-white checks.
[Eight] What's the color of your nail polish?
Not wearing any.
[Nine] If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Too much to list here.
[Ten] Where was the last place out of town, that you went to?
Las Vegas. Also, your punctuation is crap.
[Eleven] Ever had a near death experience?
What qualifies as a near-death experience? Without knowing that, I cannot properly respond to this inquiry.
[Twelve] Things you do a lot?
Use the computer, sleep, eat, watch TV.
[Thirteen] Do you have a fondness for gnomes?
As long as they're named David.
[Fourteen] Who can you tell anything to?
My closest friends and my mother.
[Fifteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you?
My dermatologist! He's so great. :)
[Sixteen] When was the last time you cried?
Um, don't remember clearly. I think a coupla weeks ago--?
[Seventeen] Are you for or against capital punishment?
To quote the inimitable Ron White: "In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back." Suffice to say, I am a Texan and fully support the previous statement.
[Eighteen] If you could have one super power what would it be?
The ability to speak, understand, and write fluently in every known language in the world, dead or otherwise.
[Nineteen] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Height.
[Twenty] Who is your favorite celebrity?
Oh, hmm, good question. Jim Gaffigan and Lisa Lampanelli.
[Twenty-one] What is a theory that you believe?
Evolution.
[Twenty-two] Favorite color?
Green.
[Twenty-three] What is one thing that annoys you on TV?
Really bad commercials.
[Twenty-four] Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Of course! Cartoons and such are my fountain of youth, bitches.
[Twenty-five] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nada.
[Twenty-six] Do you speak any other language?
Nothing fluently. I can scrounge up a few phrases in Spanish and Japanese and throw in a few scant French lines, too.
[Twenty-seven] What's(re) your favorite food(s)?
Hershey's Hugs, strawberry cheesecake, skim milk.
[Twenty-eight] Describe your life in one word?
No. Because you placed a question mark at the end of the sentence, it comes across as a request, therefore I have the right to refuse.
[Twenty-nine] Have any tattoos?
Not a one.
[Thirty] What are you looking forward to the most?
No idea.
[Thirty-one] What are you thinking about right now?
Finishing this silly meme.
[Thirty-two] What should you be doing?
Sleeping. It's almost 6am and I haven't been to sleep yet.
[Thirty-three] Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dog.
[Thirty-four] What are you listening to:
The quiet hum of the computer.
[Thirty-five] Do you like working in the yard?
Such a phrase is not in my vocabulary.
[Thirty-six] If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Honestly, I'm fond of the one I have now.
[Thirty-seven] Do you act differently around the person you like?
I like a lot of people. I assume, though your question is poorly worded, that you're referring to the person on whom I have a crush, and to answer you, I shall direct your eyes to my response to question five.
[Thirty-eight] What is your natural hair color??
Brown-blond blond-brown thing.
[Thirty-nine] Why did you cry last time?
I think I was stressed and started missing my dad.